DarrenW
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 posted on 9/10/06 at 07:58 AM |
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Taxman
At the end of the year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the
>books
>of a synagogue.
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>While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said "I
>notice
>you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with
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>the candle drippings?"
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>"Good question" noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to
>the
>candle makers, and every now and then they
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>send us a free box of candles."
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>"Oh" replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
>question
>had a somewhat practical answer. But on he went in his obnoxious way.
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>What about these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"
>"Ah
>yes" replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to trap
him
>with
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>an unanswerable question.
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>"We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers and every now
>and
>then, they send us a free box of holy biscuits."
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>"I see" replied the auditor, thinking hard how he could fluster the
>know-it-all Rabbi. "Well Rabbi," he went on. "What do you do with all
the
>leftover foreskins
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>from the circumcisions you perform?"
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>"Here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi.
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>"What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax
>Office,
>and about once a year, they send us a complete dick."
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flak monkey
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| posted on 9/10/06 at 09:03 AM |
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Sera
http://www.motosera.com
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graememk
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| posted on 9/10/06 at 09:23 PM |
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i might print that out and put it in my office as i have a vat inspection next week
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iank
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| posted on 10/10/06 at 10:00 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by graememk
i might print that out and put it in my office as i have a vat inspection next week
An excellent, and efficient, way to book the full audit option 
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