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posted on 13/10/06 at 10:22 AM |
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I Think Im going to Commit Suicide
So I went into the Libray and said to the lady
"I feel down have you got any books on committing Suicide"
She says
"No sorry the other chap hasnt brought it back"
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Peteff
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posted on 13/10/06 at 09:51 PM |
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I've borrowed that.
Not the book, the joke
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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emsfactory
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posted on 16/10/06 at 12:42 PM |
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I like to go into bookshops and ask the assistant. "i'm looking for a book called how to deal with rejection without killing people. Do
you have it?"
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Peteff
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posted on 16/10/06 at 02:05 PM |
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I was doing some diy at home, putting in storage and the like and wondered if they had any books at the library that would help. I went in and asked
the librarian if she had any books on shelves and she replied "f**king thousands"
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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