iank
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| posted on 19/10/06 at 08:28 PM |
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Doctor-Patient Confidentially [possibly NWS]
A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her
vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and flapping. Out of
embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the
surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses
carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in
the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and
that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through
this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse . She assisted me in the surgery and
empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank
you for his new ears."
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Peteff
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| posted on 20/10/06 at 09:01 AM |
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The third one was from Michael Jackson when I last heard it 
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 20/10/06 at 11:37 AM |
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I didn't know Michael Jackson had any flaps!  
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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donut
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| posted on 20/10/06 at 02:31 PM |
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brill!!
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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Peteff
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| posted on 20/10/06 at 03:22 PM |
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I didn't know Michael Jackson had any flaps!
He set fire to his hair and melted one of his ears many years ago 
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Simon
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| posted on 21/10/06 at 08:05 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Confused but excited.
I didn't know Michael Jackson had any flaps!
He may well have
http://www.gossiportruth.com/2006/10/14/michael-jackson-likes-wearing-high-heals/
ATB
Simon
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