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bob

posted on 26/12/06 at 10:43 AM Reply With Quote
Flatulance

The Turkey ham sprouts christmas pudding trifle mince pies ale followed by the evening round of ........... more turkey and ham (cold) with pickled onions & red cabbage and other well known pickles plus more ale are sadly ........ on the move






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NigeEss

posted on 26/12/06 at 10:50 AM Reply With Quote
Well, I'm 200+ miles away, should be just
about safe

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JoelP

posted on 26/12/06 at 02:39 PM Reply With Quote
i have perminant rotten arse syndrome, so today is actually not as bad as usual
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David Jenkins

posted on 26/12/06 at 02:47 PM Reply With Quote
Erm... rather more detail than I required...






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bob

posted on 26/12/06 at 10:29 PM Reply With Quote
Sorry David, i just wanted to share the moment as i would have been worried if the festive food didnt move at all






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marcyboy

posted on 27/12/06 at 05:22 PM Reply With Quote
Well you could of gone to your Mothers for Xmas lunch like your Sister... who seems to be suffering from food poisoning...lol,
Good Ole Mum...the gift that keeps on giving...Quality

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bob

posted on 27/12/06 at 06:03 PM Reply With Quote
As we both know you cant get food poisoning at mothers before you have lifted a knife and fork (spoon) in anger,she probably went binge drinking again with her "friends"

Christmas can be a sad time for some






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marcyboy

posted on 27/12/06 at 08:32 PM Reply With Quote
its good for those not sh*tting thru the eye of a needle and projectile vommitting
i reckon she was trying to use horse tranquilisers to get victims into bed...but she drank the spiked one

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bob

posted on 27/12/06 at 09:18 PM Reply With Quote
Anyway........

Its all over now till the same time next year






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Peteff

posted on 3/1/07 at 01:50 PM Reply With Quote
We had some parsnips left over so my wife looked for a recipe to use them up and found one for parsnip and apple soup. I can honestly say I've never laughed so much. Two hours after eating it we were both Olympic contenders, volume and duration I had never thought possible





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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macnab

posted on 3/1/07 at 01:54 PM Reply With Quote
lovely...






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bob

posted on 3/1/07 at 07:19 PM Reply With Quote
Well its over now and i'm cured till the next visut to the ale house






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