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posted on 27/1/07 at 11:09 AM Reply With Quote
how to upset the wife!

A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her
husband, "I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."






The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."




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