Goldfish
Little Nancy was in the garden filling a hole when the neighbour peered over the fence.
Interested in what the rosy-cheeked youngster was doing, he asked, "What are you up to Nancy?"
"My goldfish died", replied little Nancy tearfully without looking up, "...and I've just buried him."
The neighbor laughed and said "That's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Little Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied,
"That's because he's inside your f%&king cat!"
Cheers,
Raz
When thinking outside the box doesn't work any more, it's time to build a new box
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