Hellfire
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Threesome
I went out with the lads last night and pulled an older woman at a nightclub. She was a right sort for 57. We drank a bit, had a bit of a snog and she
asked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double - a mother and daughter three-some?
I said ‘no’
We drank a bit more then she said that tonight was my lucky night.
I went back to her place and as we walked through the door, she put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:
'Mum…….. are you still awake?' 
Phil
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DarrenW
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| posted on 2/8/07 at 01:44 PM |
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LMAO
You daft bugger!!
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donut
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| posted on 2/8/07 at 01:44 PM |
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It's an oldy but goody
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 3/8/07 at 03:15 PM |
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Have you still got her 'phone number?
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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graememk
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| posted on 4/8/07 at 11:28 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Confused but excited.
Have you still got her 'phone number?
^^^^^ PMSL ^^^^^
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Catatomic
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| posted on 10/8/07 at 10:30 AM |
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LOL
Sounds like the sort of luck I'd get!
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 10/8/07 at 09:40 PM |
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Would you credit it?
Two lucky buggers in just six posts!
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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gezer
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| posted on 11/8/07 at 08:12 PM |
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MMMM, Er what was the address again !
I'm to old to live and to young to die --- buggerit
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