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Confused but excited.

posted on 22/10/07 at 03:05 PM Reply With Quote
Ladies in Heaven

Two ladies talking in heaven:


1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman : Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?

1st woma n : I Froze to Death.

2nd woman : How Horrible!

1st woman : It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about
you?

2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch h im in the act. But
instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman : I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic
and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet
and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a
heart at tack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer-------------------we'd both still
be alive.





Tell them about the bent treacle edges!

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iank

posted on 22/10/07 at 03:11 PM Reply With Quote






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posted on 22/10/07 at 04:05 PM Reply With Quote

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donut

posted on 22/10/07 at 04:45 PM Reply With Quote






Andy

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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02GF74

posted on 24/10/07 at 11:38 AM Reply With Quote
that is flawed since it is unlikley that the freezer would ahve been locked, and the woman would have suffocated long before dying from cold; and it wold not have been pleasant.
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mistergrumpy

posted on 24/10/07 at 12:00 PM Reply With Quote
^Its not supposed to be true you know^






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Confused but excited.

posted on 24/10/07 at 04:44 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 02GF74
that is flawed since it is unlikley that the freezer would ahve been locked, and the woman would have suffocated long before dying from cold; and it wold not have been pleasant.


IT'S A JOKE! Duh!





Tell them about the bent treacle edges!

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Rickaaay

posted on 25/10/07 at 02:56 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 02GF74
that is flawed since it is unlikley that the freezer would ahve been locked, and the woman would have suffocated long before dying from cold; and it wold not have been pleasant.


wow! I am guessing that you don't come across too many jokes.

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