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violentblue

posted on 12/1/08 at 07:45 AM Reply With Quote
Who Shot The Bear?

A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better...and I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?"

The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a bear. He raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang", and the bear fell dead.

What do you think of that?"

The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the bear."

The doctor said, "My point exactly."





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iank

posted on 12/1/08 at 11:10 AM Reply With Quote
Brilliant





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Confused but excited.

posted on 12/1/08 at 07:34 PM Reply With Quote






Tell them about the bent treacle edges!

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