no, I'm fine, really
Ole had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole .
"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer.
Ole responded, "Vell, I'll tell you vat happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..."
"I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the
accident, 'I'm fine!'?"
Ole said, "Vell, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I vasdriving down the road...." The lawyer interrupted again and said,
"Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just
fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the
question."
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Ole's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his
favorite
mule, Bessie".
Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Vell as I vas saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and vas driving her
down the highway ven this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I vas thrown into one ditch and Bessie
vas thrown into the other. I vas hurting, real bad, moaning and groaning, I vas, and didn't vant to move.
However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning, too. I knew she vas in terrible shape yust by her groans. About then a Highway Patrolman came on
the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he vent over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took out
his gun and shot her between the eyes.
Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me and said,
"How are you feeling?"
"Now vat the HELL vould you say?
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