RazMan
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| posted on 19/1/08 at 12:44 PM |
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How retired people occupy their time
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went to Tiptree and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out,
there was a policeman writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, 'Come on mate, how about giving a senior citizen a
break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having
worn tyres.
So my wife called him a shithead. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
Cheers,
Raz
When thinking outside the box doesn't work any more, it's time to build a new box
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 19/1/08 at 04:07 PM |
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 Must try that one. 
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 19/1/08 at 06:56 PM |
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Fame is when your old car is plastered all over the internet
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scoobyis2cool
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| posted on 19/1/08 at 07:36 PM |
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That cracked me up
Pete
It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care...
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