x_flow57
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| posted on 11/4/08 at 01:57 PM |
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Herman
Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.
Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to
him....
'Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!'
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said,
'Herman, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!'
Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, 'Herman, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it
too, with the insurance money!'
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, 'Herman, remember that B J I promised you?'
'Here it comes.'
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 11/4/08 at 04:05 PM |
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weird
Fame is when your old car is plastered all over the internet
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 11/4/08 at 06:21 PM |
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Women huh, always bloody late!
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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02GF74
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| posted on 14/4/08 at 02:10 PM |
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but not as late as the husband.
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