Guinness
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| posted on 25/5/08 at 08:09 AM |
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Kids instructions on life
"Wear a hat when feeding seagulls."
- Rocky, age 9
"Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning."
- Stephanie, age 8
"Don't flush the toilet when your dad's in the shower."
- Lemar, age 10
"Never ask for anything that costs more than £5 when your parents are doing taxes."
- Carrol, age 9
"Never bug a pregnant mum."
- Nicholas, age 11
"Don't ever be too full for dessert."
- Kelly, age 10
"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer him."
- Heather, age 12
"Never tell your mum her diet's not working."
- Michael, age 12
"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat."
- Joel, age 12
"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone."
- Alyesha, age 13
"Never try to baptize a cat."
- Laura, age 13
"Never spit when on a roller coaster."
- Scott, age 11
"Never do pranks at a police station."
- Sam, age 10
"Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving."
- Rob, age 10
"Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mum told you to do."
- Hank, age 12
"Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand."
- Molly, age 11
"Listen to your brain. It has lots of information."
- Chelsey, age 7
"Stay away from prunes."
- Randy, age 9
"Never dare your little brother to paint the family car."
- Phillip, age 13
"Forget the cake, go for the icing."
- Cynthia, age 8
"Remember the two places you are always welcome - church and Grandma's house."
- Joanne, age 11
"When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents."
- Matthew, age 12
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thomas4age
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| posted on 27/5/08 at 02:13 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Guinness
"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer him."
- Heather, age 12
whahaha been there done that, keeps comming up every year on my brithday!
grtz Thomas
If Lucas made guns, Wars wouldn't start either.
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Stuart_B
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| posted on 27/5/08 at 05:16 PM |
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here is another one:
do not drink all your dads bear.
leave him one can.
stuart
black mk indy, 1.6pinto on cbr600 bike carb's.
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smart51
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| posted on 27/5/08 at 05:38 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Stuart_B
do not drink all your dads bear.
I'd be too scared to drink bear.
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02GF74
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| posted on 28/5/08 at 01:53 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by smart51
quote:
Originally posted by Stuart_B
do not drink all your dads bear.
I'd be too scared to drink bear.
then I suggest you stick to Coca-Koala.
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