iank
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| posted on 24/9/08 at 06:34 PM |
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Checks date, no not early April
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7633989.stm
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Anonymous
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carpmart
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| posted on 24/9/08 at 08:52 PM |
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I can just picture the imaginary conversation now......
Me...so Auntie Dorris, how did you break your hip then?
Auntie Dorris....well, I don't really know!
Me...what do you mean, you dozy old bat, I spent a fortune on airbags and you still get hurt.
AD....on what?
Me....airbags in that jacket I told you to always wear.
AD...what jacket?
Me...the brown one!
AD...I don't have a brown one????
Me...also, what happened to your nose?
AD...I fell over last week but luckily I bounced off a rubber balloon which happened to be behind me...
Me...so why the broken nose and black eyes then?
AD...I bounced off the balloon and smashed my face off the floor!
Its about now that I remember that she has Alzheimer so never remembered to put the jacket on!
Complete waste of time!
You only live once - make the most of it!
Radical Clubsport, Kwaker motor
'94 MX5 MK1, 1.8
F10 M5 - 600bhp Daily Hack 
Range Rover Sport - Wife's Car
Mercedes A class - Son's Car
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Tralfaz
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| posted on 26/9/08 at 12:12 AM |
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Airbag might save a hip, but the sound of it going off will give them a heart attack.
T
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martyn_16v
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| posted on 26/9/08 at 10:18 AM |
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I can see a new craze developing, along the lines of cow-tipping but with old people 
Would be great for drunk people...
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