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Can anyone on here please make this!!!
russbost - 10/12/10 at 08:20 PM

Here's a simple solution to the controversy over full-body scanners at airports.

Develop an enclosed booth that passengers step into but , instead of X-raying them, when the door closes, it will detonate any explosive device they have hidden on or in their body.

The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth. This would be a win-win for everyone!

There would be no more concern about racial profiling.

The booth would eliminate long,expensive trials.

You're in the airport and you hear a muffled explosion, followed by an announcement over the PA system,
"Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number..."

What's not to like?

I am happy to split the profits with you!


bob tatt - 10/12/10 at 08:22 PM

genius think you have it nailed cant see any probs with that...


mookaloid - 10/12/10 at 08:22 PM

You need to go on that Genuis programme on the telly with that

Best idea I've heard in a long time


daniel mason - 10/12/10 at 08:27 PM

wouldnt like to be the guy who cleans up the mess! lol


Richard Quinn - 10/12/10 at 08:31 PM

quote:
Originally posted by daniel mason
wouldnt like to be the guy who cleans up the mess! lol

... or the next one in the queue!


snapper - 10/12/10 at 08:38 PM

Russ I know some people that make explosion proof boxes for EOD work......
and have some literature on explosive proof video cameras......
But would we want to watch it.......
I leave the point open for discussion


fha772 - 10/12/10 at 08:45 PM

quote:
Originally posted by daniel mason
wouldnt like to be the guy who cleans up the mess! lol


Surely you could make it self cleaning like those toilets you get in city centres


GeorgeM - 10/12/10 at 08:48 PM

quote:
Originally posted by daniel mason
wouldnt like to be the guy who cleans up the mess! lol


not a problem, use the same system as the self cleaning loos

must be a form of microwave radiation that could be used to set off any explosives..


GeorgeM - 10/12/10 at 08:48 PM

great minds.......


PSpirine - 10/12/10 at 08:51 PM

... post twice?


Peteff - 10/12/10 at 08:55 PM

... post twice?


SPYDER - 10/12/10 at 09:12 PM

quote:
Originally posted by daniel mason
wouldnt like to be the guy who cleans up the mess! lol




Feed 'im to the pigs Errol.


LBMEFM - 10/12/10 at 09:23 PM

I think it is a brilliant idea


whitestu - 10/12/10 at 09:53 PM

Great idea!

Stu


T66 - 10/12/10 at 10:07 PM

Wouldnt work sorry , didnt work for VW - they got hauled over the coals.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ-tvzXo1Ok


Confused but excited. - 10/12/10 at 10:23 PM

It would get my vote.
Nice to see we still lead the world in inventiveness.


designer - 10/12/10 at 10:42 PM

You could make it auto cleaning like those toilet pods you see in the street.


jollygreengiant - 10/12/10 at 10:57 PM

I think that you might have to extend it a little bit, so that the person gets into the cubicle with thier luggage, and anyone sending frieght would have to get into the cubicle with thier frieght before its sent with out them.



Personally I see no problems with this. Anyone should always accept responsibility for thier actions.


T66 - 10/12/10 at 11:03 PM

As an alternative, just thinking outside the box...


Do away with the namby pamby way of dealing with these people, and shoot the barstads before they leave the house.


Thoughts?, Observations?, Input ?


NigeEss - 10/12/10 at 11:50 PM

Russ, put yourself up for PM, my vote is guaranteed


Ninehigh - 10/12/10 at 11:53 PM

quote:
Originally posted by T66
As an alternative, just thinking outside the box...


Do away with the namby pamby way of dealing with these people, and shoot the barstads before they leave the house.


Thoughts?, Observations?, Input ?


There's not enough bullets.

However we could just advertise that this device has been made, and see how many people succumb to arse-flapping syndrome. Anyone scared to walk into a box that detonates any explosives you're carrying deserves to start answering a few awkward questions

[Edited on 10/12/10 by Ninehigh]


MikeR - 11/12/10 at 12:18 AM

You need to have some stooges tho - perhaps with a trapdoor in the floor. Once a week (or a few times a day depending on the location) someone walks in, doors close, they drop through the trap door, there is a loud bang, lots of pigs blood sprayed over the cabinet, cabinet cleaned 99%, doors open.....

helps maintain the view that its working and scare the pants of the people planning something ..........


unfortuantely, the people planning something will just detonate in the huge queue wanting to go into the machine. Not quite as deadly, but the same terror effect.


Ninehigh - 11/12/10 at 02:20 AM

Set them at the doors, and make damn well sure there's enough of them so there's no queue


A1 - 11/12/10 at 12:42 PM

I like it! best idea ive heard in yonks!

love the polo ad, that should have gone out on the telly!


slingshot2000 - 11/12/10 at 04:01 PM

What 'polo ad' ??