Kitlooney1000
|
| posted on 17/11/04 at 07:30 PM |
|
|
Joke-What Do You Do For A Living?
While I was riding down the A12 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the
other side with a radar gun laying in wait.
The copper pulled me over, walked up to me on the bike, and with that classic patronising smirk, asked: "Runway too short?"
To which I replied, "I'm late for work."
To which he asked, "Oh, really!?? What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
The copper was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole
hand in, work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."
Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?"
To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Speeding ticket: £105.00
Court costs: £45
Look on copper's face: Priceless
|
|
|
|
|
Hellfire
|
| posted on 17/11/04 at 07:37 PM |
|
|
ROFLMFAO
|
|
|
mangogrooveworkshop
|
| posted on 17/11/04 at 10:12 PM |
|
|
I sure like that!
|
|
|
Petemate
|
| posted on 17/11/04 at 10:23 PM |
|
|
ROFLMFAO
Whassat mean? The story, tho an old one, was VERY funny, especially the "Master-card"-type ending
Petemate
|
|
|
chrisg
|
| posted on 17/11/04 at 11:05 PM |
|
|
Pete
Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My F***ing Ar5e Off
It's common parlance amongst the "young"people.
Cheers
Chris
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
|
|
|
