I just checked my Tesco burgers in the freezer aaannnnd they're off....


I had one of those burgers 2 nights ago, still got a bit between my teeth.


I've heard that Tesco's meatballs are the dogs bollocks.


Apparently Tesco beef burgers can give you the trotts!


They've had to pull all the veggie burgers off the shelves too... Bits of uniquorn found!!

Naaaaayyyyy lad I don't know why they are taking them off the shelves, its a bit like closing the stable door after the horse has bolted if you ask me

Despite recent news, Tesco says their beef burger sales remain stable.

I asked the Tesco assistant for some burgers and she asked if I wanted any side saddle with them...

Lidl burgers: low in fat, high in Shergar.

Just been to Tescos for some milk.

I said to the lass at the counter, "Hope this milk has no horse milk init"
She didn't get it at first, wanting to know where I had heard about the burgers. DEERR.

camel toe has been found in primark black leggins now

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Originally posted by owelly
Lidl burgers: low in fat, high in Shergar.

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Tesco beef burgers! Just say neigh

Is it a coincidence that 'HAMBURGERS' is an anagram of 'SHERGAR BUM' ?

Just been to the fridge to check the burgers i got from tesco........AND THEY'RE OFF!!!!

Had a hamburger this evening - apparently it's been contaminated with beef

The secretariat of LCB regrets to inform you that you may not have bought what you thought you had.








I'm betting that didn't go down too well.

Has anyone checked the Tesco Cockaleeky soup yet before I try some.

These Tesoc burgers containing horse meat is nothing, my daughter bought something from Tesco that contained a large percentage of sh!t























A one Direction CD!

Had my dinner in tesco today when she asked me if i wanted anything on my burger i said how about a fiver each way

Enough of the Tesco's jokes people!!! Seriously stop all this horsing around!!!

Apparently traces of zebra have been found in tescos barcodes