snapper
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| posted on 10/5/14 at 10:37 AM |
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What job am I preparing for?
I have put together a selection of tools
Can anybody guess the job I am about to undertake?
I eat to survive
I drink to forget
I breath to pi55 my ex wife off (and now my ex partner)
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deezee
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| posted on 10/5/14 at 10:40 AM |
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Are you going to reset to odometer?
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ReMan
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| posted on 10/5/14 at 10:47 AM |
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Rear hub nuts?
www.plusnine.co.uk
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adithorp
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| posted on 10/5/14 at 10:48 AM |
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Looks like the complete tool kit used to build the average Robin Hood 
"A witty saying proves nothing" Voltaire
http://jpsc.org.uk/forum/
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Lightning
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| posted on 10/5/14 at 10:50 AM |
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House breaking??
Steve
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blakep82
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| posted on 10/5/14 at 10:57 AM |
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Amateur dentistry?
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Surrey Dave
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| posted on 10/5/14 at 11:05 AM |
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Looks like the hammer is too small................
You're not lifting those ceramic tiles are you?
[Edited on 10/5/14 by Surrey Dave]
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balidey
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| posted on 10/5/14 at 11:10 AM |
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As Top Gear would say... driving a lorry
Dutch bears have terrible skin due to their clogged paws
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snapper
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| posted on 10/5/14 at 11:41 AM |
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It is a domestic job that's for sure
Not a DIY job as such not construction or demolition
A few more guesses and ill spill the beans
I eat to survive
I drink to forget
I breath to pi55 my ex wife off (and now my ex partner)
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sdh2903
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| posted on 10/5/14 at 11:44 AM |
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Somebody blocked the bog after a heavy Friday night??
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snapper
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| posted on 10/5/14 at 11:54 AM |
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Interesting but you are cold
As was I whilst doing the job
I eat to survive
I drink to forget
I breath to pi55 my ex wife off (and now my ex partner)
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maccmike
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| posted on 10/5/14 at 11:55 AM |
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Assembling a greenhouse?
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sdh2903
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| posted on 10/5/14 at 11:59 AM |
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Removing a noisy sh**ty birds nest from the eaves (or is that on my list?)
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stevebubs
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| posted on 10/5/14 at 12:04 PM |
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deicing the freezer..
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Smoking Frog
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| posted on 10/5/14 at 12:05 PM |
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Tonight Matthew I'm going to be a brain surgeon.
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loggyboy
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| posted on 10/5/14 at 12:20 PM |
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Ball joint/ wishbone on a tintop?
Mistral Motorsport
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JoelP
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| posted on 10/5/14 at 12:25 PM |
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A very gruesome murder.
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leon51274
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| posted on 10/5/14 at 12:29 PM |
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DIY circumcision?
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ReMan
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| posted on 10/5/14 at 12:31 PM |
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Ikea flat pack furniture?
www.plusnine.co.uk
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Smoking Frog
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| posted on 10/5/14 at 12:34 PM |
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Remove the magnet behind the wall tiles.
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owelly
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| posted on 10/5/14 at 12:50 PM |
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You're cleaning-up some spilt beans..?
http://www.ppcmag.co.uk
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02GF74
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| posted on 10/5/14 at 12:55 PM |
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getting that last bit of Heinz ketchup out of the bottle?
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HowardB
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| posted on 10/5/14 at 01:00 PM |
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adjusting your neighbours loud music system?
or is it to remove some Ivy?
Howard
Fisher Fury was 2000 Zetec - now a 1600 (it Lives again  and goes zoom)
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907
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| posted on 10/5/14 at 01:56 PM |
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You've returned to film cameras and got the film stuck.
Paul G
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snapper
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| posted on 10/5/14 at 02:11 PM |
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All good replies
As I was putting the bog roll in the freezer in preparation for the aftermath of tonight's curry I discovered this in the utility room
freezer
So decided to "have at it" with available tooling
I eat to survive
I drink to forget
I breath to pi55 my ex wife off (and now my ex partner)
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