... appearing on a vacant bit of land down the road from me at the minute...
keeping a close eye on all my stuff in the garage. and a baseball hat close by
getting the garage wired into the house alarm soon too.
there's been a weird looking kid walking up and down the road the last few days too, 4 times he's walked past the house yesterday, and about
5 times today
hmmmm
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HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT WORD! BE GONE WITH YOUR FOWL LANGUAGE FECKIN PIKIES!
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what, garage?!
Yep, you've got to keep your wits about you when the caravan club hold one of their local meetings
i won't be opening the garage door, just in case that weird kid has a subscription to carvan magazine....
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and a baseball hat close by
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also going to keep a bucket of water, soap and a face flannel. he'll be cacking himself!
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Got anything metal you can leave in the garden? Wait with a camera when they come for it and then get the law involved.
CCTV is good as well, nailed the scrote who threatened me with a knife the other week.
most metal things get left in the garden not got anywhere else to keep them
cement mixer to name one... will have to chain it down to something
hmmm, cctv, any good reliable cheap ways to do it? got a automatic security light out the back already, maybe a web cam on a old laptop in the kitchen
window?
wire up the garage door to the mains!!
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Originally posted by MK9R
wire up the garage door to the mains!!
what use is a baseball hat going to be?
bribe them with it?
Blake quote
"keeping a close eye on all my stuff in the garage. and a baseball hat close by "
Miks quote
"Yeh i hear they are well scared of headwear!"
Seems to have passed blake by.....
Blake quote
"keeping a close eye on all my stuff in the garage. and a baseball hat close by "
Miks quote
"Yeh i hear they are well scared of headwear!"
Seems to have passed blake by.....
oh yeah i saw that, then forgot about it when i replied i meant bat, although the hat will help keep the sun out my eyes so i can see where
i'm aiming as i break both his legs.
worryingly, i drove past them yesterday, at a distance, one of them was out, she looked quite hot, then when i got home i poured acid in my eyes as
punishment. i obviously missed her monobrow, which merged into her hair line. they're worse than island folk, and i thought they were bad...
its the glagow fair its just the holiday makers from the toon lol
(we had them in cumbernauld about 3 weeks ago the young team went down and petrol bombed there site they didnt even phone the police the were gont
that day)
but aren't they supposed to come doon the water on the waverley or something?! :L
wonder if they're the same lot? there were some caravans parked up in the port' last week, maybe the last 2 weeks.
You could always "borrow" one of their caravans and turn it into a car trailer whilst they're out - I'm sure they would expect that type of behaviour from a local and react just like they expect you to react when they "borrow" something of yours.
Gget all top gear on them drive a car through their caravans
the kid is undoubtedly scouting the area. They get a thieving eye from a young age when they are being set such a dreadful example.
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Originally posted by MK9R
wire up the garage door to the mains!!
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Originally posted by JoelP
the kid is undoubtedly scouting the area. They get a thieving eye from a young age when they are being set such a dreadful example.
Wasn't the software HERE recommended in a previous post?
Neil
Start building a bonfire near the caravans with lots of tyres on it and tell them you always burn your rubbish there at weekends
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Originally posted by trikerneil
Wasn't the software HERE recommended in a previous post?
Neil
Aldi had colour cctv cams in last week. If you hurry they may have some left. Remember, the more the merrier..
ah, we don't have an aldi near by. only a lidl
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Originally posted by blakep82
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Originally posted by trikerneil
Wasn't the software HERE recommended in a previous post?
Neil
wow! that looks really good! free too
might go out to see if i can get a cheap web cam to try
Don't put the door on the mains, but you might have a frayed wire on the light inside your garage which just happened to be touching something
metal they might grab hold of, and then f**kin 'ell that could have been me officer!!
But you won't forget that light being on = don't touch your stuff will you?
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Originally posted by Bigheppy
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Originally posted by MK9R
wire up the garage door to the mains!!
My home made alarm has 240v switches on the door just where they would try to force it, when plod came round after someone tried to brake in I was warned that if the burgler was electrocuted I would be liable. He gave me a severe reprimand when I said They would be getting what they deserved.
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Originally posted by MK9R
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Originally posted by Bigheppy
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Originally posted by MK9R
wire up the garage door to the mains!!
My home made alarm has 240v switches on the door just where they would try to force it, when plod came round after someone tried to brake in I was warned that if the burgler was electrocuted I would be liable. He gave me a severe reprimand when I said They would be getting what they deserved.
Now that pi$$es me off, if someone is trying to open your garage door you should have the right to protect your stuff, why is the law always on the side of the criminal!
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Originally posted by Staple balls
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Originally posted by MK9R
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Originally posted by Bigheppy
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Originally posted by MK9R
wire up the garage door to the mains!!
My home made alarm has 240v switches on the door just where they would try to force it, when plod came round after someone tried to brake in I was warned that if the burgler was electrocuted I would be liable. He gave me a severe reprimand when I said They would be getting what they deserved.
Now that pi$$es me off, if someone is trying to open your garage door you should have the right to protect your stuff, why is the law always on the side of the criminal!
I dunno, execution is a little OTT for that.
Also, then you don't get to leave them crippled and in pain for the rest of their lives.
invite them in for coffee and cakes
poison cakes? or just normal cakes?
how come theve all got pretty nice looking vans?! how do they manage to tax and insure them with no proper address? and if they don't tax and
insure them, why aren't they stopped and have them crushed?
one of them was driving behind me in what looked like a ex AA van, i couldn't see any evidence of a tax disc in the window...
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Originally posted by Staple balls
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Originally posted by MK9R
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Originally posted by Bigheppy
quote:
Originally posted by MK9R
wire up the garage door to the mains!!
My home made alarm has 240v switches on the door just where they would try to force it, when plod came round after someone tried to brake in I was warned that if the burgler was electrocuted I would be liable. He gave me a severe reprimand when I said They would be getting what they deserved.
Now that pi$$es me off, if someone is trying to open your garage door you should have the right to protect your stuff, why is the law always on the side of the criminal!
I dunno, execution is a little OTT for that.
Also, then you don't get to leave them crippled and in pain for the rest of their lives.
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Originally posted by blakep82
how come theve all got pretty nice looking vans?! how do they manage to tax and insure them with no proper address? and if they don't tax and insure them, why aren't they stopped and have them crushed?
one of them was driving behind me in what looked like a ex AA van, i couldn't see any evidence of a tax disc in the window...
ah, yeah, deposit. hadn't thought of that....
yeah you'd need an army to get them off the site, but why don't they get stopped when driving out on their own?
might phone the police and say i saw an untaxed ex AA van out and about, give them the number plate lol see what they say
I'll give the plod a response time of never, who'd like to take the Under?