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Mr Whippy - 16/6/08 at 11:11 AM

Unbelievable, I’ve been away from the office for just 2wks and not only have my co-workers have managed to destroy all my shipping schedules with outrageous things like 7066 day vessel transit times! but to make up for it they seem to have hired a heap of hot 18 year old models and sat them in the desks opposite me their a bit loud though but I’ll cope

jabbahutt - 16/6/08 at 11:12 AM

camera phone photos? if not why not!!

mike smith1 - 16/6/08 at 11:13 AM

I'm sorry but we need photographic evidence Mr Whippy!

Mr Whippy - 16/6/08 at 11:18 AM

yeah right, I'm going to hold up the phone and take a picture! that would go down well...

mind that girl who was giving me the eye a while ago? she is now sitting right opposite me! ahhh!

she does eat a lot of junk food for someone so skinny

[Edited on 16/6/08 by Mr Whippy]

graememk - 16/6/08 at 11:21 AM

can i send you a web cam and a mirror ?

macspeedy - 16/6/08 at 11:23 AM

that cheered me up! lol

omega 24 v6 - 16/6/08 at 11:38 AM

quote:

yeah right, I'm going to hold up the phone and take a picture! that would go down well...


Cmon whippy it''s all only heresay untill we see the piccy's. We all know you've got a weird and wonderfull imagination
Are you sure they're no a bunch of butch lesbiens??

Mr Whippy - 16/6/08 at 11:39 AM

quote:
Originally posted by graememk
can i send you a web cam and a mirror ?



nope I'm just going to be selfish and enjoy the view myself, fair beats sitting next to the window

Wonder if I went away for 2 more weeks...would I come back to wet bikini modelling with my desk being used as the catwalk? That would be a nice change, my work rate might suffer though.

vinny1275 - 16/6/08 at 11:59 AM

I thought it had been quiet round here lately! Enjoy the view Whippy, I imagine you'll be posting a bit less now you've a) got some work to do and b) something else to look at than lcb....

woodster - 16/6/08 at 12:08 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
yeah right, I'm going to hold up the phone and take a picture! that would go down well...

mind that girl who was giving me the eye a while ago? she is now sitting right opposite me! ahhh!

she does eat a lot of junk food for someone so skinny

[Edited on 16/6/08 by Mr Whippy]


Has she got a glass eye ??? and why would she give it to you ... whippy old chap

scootz - 16/6/08 at 12:11 PM

quote:
she does eat a lot of junk food for someone so skinny


I suspect worms!

Does she sit upright on the floor with both legs to the front (feet off the ground) and pull herself forward by her hands?

If so, then my diagnosis is correct!

Mr Whippy - 16/6/08 at 12:30 PM



oops nearly laughed at the earrings she has suddenly appeared with, erm what are they suppose to be? like gold dinner plates! oh and her make up has also appeared too...

oh boy

Agriv8 - 16/6/08 at 01:08 PM

Oh whippy I see your new to all this.

taking 'surveylence' photos on phone without being caught Lesson 1.

1 Turn Flash off ( camera depedant )
2 Turn Noise off ( camera dependant it makes a sound like a shutter going of on an SLR camera )
3 Pretend you are looking up tel number ( the 'porca' dealer to see when they have finished serviceing the run-about )
4, Acidentally take a photo while your at it.

A little practice an nobody could even tell

OH and must not forget

5 post on Here

AND LASTLY

6 in case there is a Mrs whippy delete the Photos before getting home !!!!! just in case !!

Regards

Agriv8

Mr Whippy - 16/6/08 at 01:52 PM

would be so funny if the flash went off

[Edited on 16/6/08 by Mr Whippy]

macspeedy - 16/6/08 at 02:01 PM

still waiting ......

dhutch - 16/6/08 at 02:19 PM

its all lies, i wont beleave it...

woodster - 16/6/08 at 02:25 PM

if you can't manage a photo how about a quick sketch

mike smith1 - 16/6/08 at 02:35 PM

Tell her its office policy to have a photograph for the personal file, and you have been apointed the photographer!

Mr Whippy - 16/6/08 at 03:16 PM

quote:
Originally posted by woodster
if you can't manage a photo how about a quick sketch


ok not a problem...

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Agriv8 - 16/6/08 at 03:34 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
quote:
Originally posted by woodster
if you can't manage a photo how about a quick sketch


ok not a problem...

Image deleted by owner


Never liked these size 0 models ( Ps the wangers seem a little lob-sided )

But I may have chated the blond up in a pup in Stonehaven can you see if she remebers me .

REgards

Agriv8

Mr Whippy - 16/6/08 at 03:37 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Agriv8
quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
quote:
Originally posted by woodster
if you can't manage a photo how about a quick sketch


ok not a problem...

Image deleted by owner


( Ps the wangers seem a little lob-sided )

Agriv8



there wobbling

indykid - 16/6/08 at 05:26 PM

is it my monitor or is the one on the left bald?

either that or it's mr whippy. do you have moobs?

the legs akimbo seem to fit with the gold dinner plate earrings and heavy make up though!

tom

ChrisW - 16/6/08 at 06:21 PM



As above ^^^

Chris