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mookaloid

posted on 4/12/12 at 08:39 PM Reply With Quote
Yorkshire folk

Bill and his wife Blanche go to the Yorkshire Show every year,

And every year Bill would say,

" Blanche, I'd like to ride in that there 'elicopter "

Blanche always replied,

" I know Bill, but that 'elicopter ride is twenty quid,

And twenty quid is twenty quid! "

One year Bill and Blanche went to the fair, and Bill said,

" Blanche, I'm 75 years old.

If I don't ride that there 'elicopter, I might never get another chance "

To this, Blanche replied,

" Bill that 'elicopter ride is twenty quid, and twenty quid is twenty quid "

The pilot overheard the couple and said,

" I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!

But if you say one word it's twenty quid. "

Bill and Blanche agreed and up they went.

The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvers, but not a word was heard.

He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,

But still not a word...

When they landed, the pilot turned to Bill and said,

" By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't..

I'm impressed! "

Bill replied,

" Well, to tell you t'truth

I almost said summat when Blanche fell out,

But tha' knows,

twenty quid is twenty quid! "








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bob tatt

posted on 4/12/12 at 08:48 PM Reply With Quote
Spot on
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perksy

posted on 4/12/12 at 08:52 PM Reply With Quote
Very Good
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Proby

posted on 4/12/12 at 08:59 PM Reply With Quote
He he he





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JoelP

posted on 4/12/12 at 10:05 PM Reply With Quote
lots of lolz! Im that tight, i drink milk at work because its cheaper than water!






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FazerBob

posted on 4/12/12 at 11:55 PM Reply With Quote
If thee's insinuating that we're tight, tha's wrong. We're just a bit more carefull than tother's.
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owelly

posted on 5/12/12 at 12:07 AM Reply With Quote
RACIST! I'm going to tell my mam....





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Ninehigh

posted on 5/12/12 at 02:05 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by owelly
RACIST! I'm going to tell my mam....


You're only saying that because you is black

quote:
Originally posted by JoelP
lots of lolz! Im that tight, i drink milk at work because its cheaper than water!


How does that work?






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Peteff

posted on 5/12/12 at 09:45 AM Reply With Quote
It's a good philosophy to follow, nice story. (It is true isn't it ?)





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Nickp

posted on 5/12/12 at 09:52 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ninehigh
quote:
Originally posted by owelly
RACIST! I'm going to tell my mam....


You're only saying that because you is black



He is only black when he's been under the car, innit

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RichardK

posted on 5/12/12 at 11:43 AM Reply With Quote
Haha very good





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PAUL FISHER

posted on 5/12/12 at 02:46 PM Reply With Quote
Good un
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posted on 5/12/12 at 03:52 PM Reply With Quote
The definition of a Yorkshire man is a Scotsman with the generosity removed.







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