Oh yeah, & a pair of socks, white ones from the 80's
Saw this on another forum.
All you have to do is post a lie about the poster before you in the thread. It's just a bitta fun ;-)
I need to start it off, but there's no previous poster, so I'll choose someone at random to kick it off.
Remember, daft not nasty.
Mangogrooveworkshop can turn his head around 540 degrees.
zilspeed stalks Barry Manilow
iank has the only existing copy of the live album of Bert Kaempfert playing the Shotts Miners Welfare
karlak has a villa on the moon
marcjagman was born a true cockney !
slingshot2000 leads an exciting double life. For when he eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs!
slingshot2000...is...BANANAMAN!
Mcerd1 owes me 1 million great british pounds, half a Mars bar & a small goat (a brown goat with white patches)
Oh yeah, & a pair of socks, white ones from the 80's
Andy Barbets head once fell off... he grew a new one back though!
Scootz was on a certain grassy knoll in 1963
scootz once bought something and never ever sold it on.
Omega smells faintly of cat
scudderfish knows the whereabouts of lord lucan
blakep82 was a gettaway driver for Al Capone
Daddylonglegs can eat 50 hard boiled eggs
Snuggs goes everywhere in his pink shell suit
andyread wears my high heels to work...
Triton goes by the name of Tina at weekends 
[Edited on 20/4/11 by CRAIGR]
craigr is the pope on thursdays
Some say that howarb left nipple is an exact scale copy nuremberg ring.
[Edited on 20/4/11 by Agriv8]
Agriv8 used to be Agriv9 until that fateful encounter with an ex girlfriend
Marcus plays with kits behind closed curtains at home
(read his tag line to get it!)
Mike R built his car in no time at all.
thinking about it has already thought about it, and decided against it
Blake is the only person who knows what's inside Lady GaGa's undercrackers!
Scootz _is_ Lady Gaga
Scudderfish is to be the next James Bond.
NigeEss doesn't really like cats
Beagley used to be Chuck Norris's personal trainer.
Snuggs designed Richard Branson's Island layout...
Steve has used a photo of himself dressed up as his avatar picture
jabbahutt was single handedly responsible for the closure of the millenium dome
speedstar is really a rap star
marcjagman once shared a taxi with Marti Pellow
Benzine is the real stig.......... Shhh
carpmart doesn't have enough cars
RickRick says everything twice.
adithorp hates Orange!
Aidithorp isn't real a girl
TommyP loves playing Tap Zoo on his iPhone
Welderman almost got Ben Kingsleys role in Thunderbirds
TommyP's crotch is a smooth and shiny Action-Man type bulge - absolutely nothing there...
Steve has a think for Action Men with smooth crotches
jabbahutt love electrics
adithorp farted and set his rear wheel on fire!
Welderman never thinks like a girl
[Edited on 21/4/11 by Tommy P]
Tommy P understands the rules of sequential posting! 
carpmart doesn't understand me and should apologise
Tommy P can't wee standing up.
adithorp cant poo sitting down
AFJ failed his SVA. ha ha
jossey likes his car to be only one colour
Mike15 has a shrine in his front room dedicated to PJ and Duncan 
Stuart's car is going to be woefully underpowered
jabbahut is planniing to start a pizza take away business
Fazerruss dresses up as LoveJoy at the weekend and does some wheeling and dealing
Irony only likes odd numbered cylinders
Beagley is still waiting at that stop sign
Norfolkluegojnr actually just told the truth.
Irony should have just replied....
Beagley once stepped on a foxes earring and made it cry. The fox also cried.
owellys adress book only contains 3 addresses...
Neil Lennon, Trish Godman, and QC Paul Mcbride
blakep82 sometimes pretends to be Princess Leia just to wear the cinnamon buns on his ears hairstyle.
Beagley is so called due to his long floppy ears
The Irony is I heard that.......
Irony meets new people by smelling their bum
Beagley has a picture of his favourite hairstyle in his photo archive.
cryoman1965 is an Elk.
owelly has a garage full of nice cars...
Coozer cannot be found in the urban dictionary
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Coozer
Craigr once ate a baby!
The Scootz doesn't abide
Ninehigh is the fifth Beatle.
Peteff is secretly great friends with Jeremy Clarkson
Beagley refuses to post on silly random threads
Iank has a matching bed set and pyjamas with Thomas the Tank engine on.
Cryoman was frozen in 1964
ninehigh was going to say that cryoman was jealous of the thomas bed set but changed his mind for legal reasons.
ninehigh used to be elevenhigh until a spelling mistake made hime elvenhigh, from there it was only a matter of time
Howardb sometimes pretends to be a lumberjack and wears suspenders and a bra
[Edited on 21/4/11 by lotusmadandy]
lotusmadandy is a caterham man
tomgregory2000 invented the iphone while eating his way through his nissan rocker cover....
jossey knows too much
Tomgregory2000 does nothing but tomfoolery all day
Before the operation, Beagley's name was Silvia
RazMan is a TV star
Carpmart is Einsteins uncle.
Whenever NigeEss eats beans it's rumored that clouds of blue smoke can be seen behind him.
Beagley is the love child of Hannah Montana and The Dalai Lama.
If you lick zilspeed's armpit you can taste marmite
IanK hasn't just posted the funniest reply yet.
Adithorp is the father of Wagbo
CraigR is a jedi knight and uses the force to drive his car
Andy
lotusmadandy is Yoda's love child
scudderfish lives at the bottom of the atlantic trench
Its not in coozer's nature to be mysterious but he can't talk about it and he cant talk about why.
Beagleys left ear lobe is bionic
CraigR first learned about Locostbuilders from a sexy female housemate under a duvet two weeks before he won the first series of Big Brother.
Dave Ashurst looks like a labrador
gingerprince's real name is Harry Wales
Mr G is keeping a secret his brothers name is Kenny and he can play a sexyphone
Dave's real name is trigger
eddbaz has a third nipple
Andy
lotusmadandy can draw perfect circles freehand with his eyes closed.
Snuggs once road a hare all the way from Paris to Cleethorpes, wearing nothing but a grin.
owelly is not actually a contributor.....
Doctor Derek Doctors has the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody tattooed on his left buttock.
Snuggs has the lyrics to "Fat Bottomed Girls" tattooed on his right buttock.
iank has your name tattooed across both buttocks.
not the words 'your name' but in fact, EVERYBODYS names
blakep82 is a direct ancestor of blakes7
Snuggs was going to be the fifth member of the teletubbies .
CRAIGR is going back to the CEC darkside!
carpmart sells second hand fish
To welderman, 'cos he's a cheap skate.
quote:
Originally posted by Confused but excited.
To welderman, 'cos he's a cheap skate.
Welderman knows the state of Schrodingers cat
Scudderfish wept.
JoelP is a Daniel O'Donnell groupie.
Iank masturbates whilst watching nature programmes.
Makeverything doesnt actualy make anything.
Andy
Lotusmadandy can inflate himself by blowing in his thumb. Thats 'INFLATE'....
This sort of thread is absolutely not the sort of thing that suits Owelly down to the ground.
Oh no, not ever.
zilspeed has literally had his toy cars on the road non-stop. They've never been in pieces or "in progress". Oh no.
Seabass has not just poked Zilspeed with a big stick and has also not just reminded him of his complete lack of digitum extractum.
Zilspeed is in no position to comment.
Zilspeed is to be the next presenter of The Weakest Link.
NigeEss is to be the next contestant on the weakest link and has six toes on his left foot.
[Edited on 23/4/11 by lotusmadandy]
lotusmadandy is a huge Man United supporter
IanK prefers to be called a Man United "Follower" than supporter.
MakeEverything fights poodles and wins.
britishtrident once fashioned a chest of drawers for his hamster from a mix of eggshells and PVA.
quote:
Originally posted by Ferg
britishtrident once fashioned a chest of drawers for his hamster from a mix of eggshells and PVA.
MakeEverything has decided to buy it all from a shop
its faster and it fits
dlatch once released a single...
Ferg loves me
Ryan's really not the stalking type.
ferg has 4 thumbs and one finger on his middle hand.
JoelP should have gone to Specsavers
quote:
Mangogrooveworkshop can turn his head around 540 degrees.
Mango owns a spaghetti shooting Magnum .357 Mig welder.
The most powerful spaghetti welder in the world.
Zilspeeds username is an anagram of 'get off my garden, the badgers are in milk'.
owelly was originally booked as the sign language interpreter for Nelson Mandela's memorial service but had to pull out at the last minute due to
other commitments.
I'll think it, someone else say it
MR G Has been in suspended animation for 2 1/2 years
The ballon man is great mind
[Edited on 20/12/13 by ReMan]
ReMan spent 3 years removing cats from cars in car parks, because he thought it was a form of animal cruelty putting them in exhausts.
(Ps, the 1 about Owelly is actually true)
[Edited on 20/12/13 by fha772]
Frank once rode a camel from Matlock Bath to Skegness.
Nickp has had to turn vegetarian as meat gives him uncontrollable erections
Wheels244 once fed meat to NickP
MP3C Supports the wolves
prawnabie was raised by wolves.
Scudderfish bathes in custard while eating tripe, but only at the weekends...
Snakebelly drives like an OAP on a Sunday morning
Nick205 doesn't live in Winchester.
joneh hates rodents
sdh2903 is a TV.
But only on Friday nights...
SPYDER fabricated his pedal box from melted down toblerone wrappers.
SKOV is a leader in the international racket for production monitoring of animal production.
Coozer exagerated about all his qualifications so he could become the village idiot.
Cryoman had his frozen head thawed out and it's now on a monkey body.
Peteff's ambition is to be reincarnated as a hamster
Mookaloid was a WW2 fighter pilot, who trained on Tiger Moths in Canada, earning a DFC flying Mosquitoes
T66 believes he is actually a mobile phone..
Coozer once told me he dug for oil under the North Sea !
slingshot2000 makes medieval siege machines
Coozer has decided not to go out and buy some cider tonight..
Bye..
Coozer has really decided not to go out and buy some Lambrini tonight.
skov is an underworld dealer of rare metals
Liam once went on a date with Uhuru, and ended up having fish,chips and a sausage chaser in Whitby
T66 has a 13 inch knob !!!!
Woodster once hosted a bush craft festival
r1_pete still cuddles his Teddy Bear in bed .
Slingshot2000 shaved Britney Spears' head.
Joneh once whittled a set of figures of the entire Royal family, from Palmolive soap. Jim Royal took two bars.
Owelly has finish all his projects now.... In sunny Whitby
Jossey got caught by his wife with his pants around his ankles, whilst watching midget porn and listening to Michael Buble's christmas album.
MakeEverything is known as Prince Albert at his local due to a certain body piercing.
Smoking Frog did not actually tell a lie about MakeEverything
Scudderfish takes Viagra to lower his centre of gravity whilst driving.
Steve Wallace is my Dad!!!
Bumble is;
The Stig's famous half breed bedfordshire cousin.
MakeEverything was catwomans stunt double
Craigr was raised by cats and can consequently clean his entire body with his tongue.
Joneh actually hates cheese...
Neilp hates red cars.
cryoman's monkey body has rejected the head
Peteff doesn't actually have any accessible fingers to pull...
quote:
Originally posted by zilspeed
Saw this on another forum.
All you have to do is post a lie about the poster before you in the thread. It's just a bitta fun ;-)
I need to start it off, but there's no previous poster, so I'll choose someone at random to kick it off.
Remember, daft not nasty.
Mangogrooveworkshop can turn his head around 540 degrees.