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Author: Subject: BEST "HEADACHE" JOKE EVER!
RazMan

posted on 31/1/08 at 08:08 PM Reply With Quote
BEST "HEADACHE" JOKE EVER!

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."

"Perfect," her husband said." I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin.

You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you."








Cheers,
Raz

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Confused but excited.

posted on 31/1/08 at 08:19 PM Reply With Quote
Either way that's cheeky?

[Edited on 31/1/08 by Confused but excited.]





Tell them about the bent treacle edges!

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thebull

posted on 31/1/08 at 09:57 PM Reply With Quote
very good
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iank

posted on 1/2/08 at 09:52 AM Reply With Quote
Presumably the author of the joke didn't know what a Pessary is or they'd have included that as a third option...

Standards of education these days, grumble





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keithice

posted on 2/2/08 at 01:14 AM Reply With Quote
talking of education... had to explain suppository to anyone under thirty I told this joke to today...keith





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Peteff

posted on 2/2/08 at 09:10 AM Reply With Quote
Suppositories are rubbish, I told my doctor for what good they were doing me I may as well shove them up my @r$e.





yours, Pete

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emsfactory

posted on 2/2/08 at 11:19 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Peteff
Suppositories are rubbish, I told my doctor for what good they were doing me I may as well shove them up my @r$e.



boom boom

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MikeRJ

posted on 3/2/08 at 07:58 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Peteff
Suppositories are rubbish, I told my doctor for what good they were doing me I may as well shove them up my @r$e.


The oldies are always the best. And the jokes are quite good too

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