nick205
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posted on 24/2/14 at 12:10 PM |
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quote: Originally posted by jeffw
I'd go out on a limb and say none of them
A man can dream though
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skov
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posted on 24/2/14 at 01:32 PM |
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Is she due a service any time soon?
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scimjim
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posted on 24/2/14 at 01:39 PM |
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Any wear in the bushes? Nipples greased? Flanges deburred?
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iank
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posted on 24/2/14 at 03:32 PM |
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Has she started making the constant grumbling noises yet, many do after a few years?
[Edited on 24/2/14 by iank]
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Anonymous
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yellowcab
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posted on 24/2/14 at 03:48 PM |
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I can't believe this hasn't been snapped up!
I'll take it, to replace my current model, who seem to have worked out how to get out of the handcuffs that are at the kitchen sink!
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adithorp
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posted on 24/2/14 at 04:51 PM |
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This is going to end horribly when she finds out... and given the "six degrees of separation" rule means she will sooner or later.
"A witty saying proves nothing" Voltaire
http://jpsc.org.uk/forum/
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CNHSS1
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posted on 24/2/14 at 05:32 PM |
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and there aint no such thing as a 'locost' apology or divorce ;-)
"Racing is life, everything else, before or after, is just waiting"---Steve McQueen
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Peteff
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posted on 24/2/14 at 05:37 PM |
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quote: Originally posted by nick205
quote: Originally posted by jeffw
I'd go out on a limb and say none of them
A man can dream though
That's my illusions shattered
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Volvorsport
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posted on 24/2/14 at 06:55 PM |
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is there any warranty left ?
dont want to get any nasty bills , suprises after a couple of weeks hard use....
www.dbsmotorsport.co.uk
getting dirty under a bus
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splitrivet
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posted on 24/2/14 at 07:59 PM |
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Well you had your chance guys and blown it after coming home tonight to a fantastic plate of snappin Ive decided to keep her.
But keep your eyes peeled you never know.
Cheers,
Bob
I used to be a Werewolf but I'm alright nowwoooooooooooooo
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nick205
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posted on 24/2/14 at 08:49 PM |
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quote: Originally posted by splitrivet
Well you had your chance guys and blown it after coming home tonight to a fantastic plate of snappin Ive decided to keep her.
But keep your eyes peeled you never know.
Cheers,
Bob
Bob, I've encoutered this behaviour several times over the years. I think you're about to find a new pair of shoes in the wardrobe or a
dent in the car.
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Pfw
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posted on 26/2/14 at 08:12 PM |
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Just found this while browsing form.....still chuckling...brilliant !!
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yellowcab
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posted on 26/2/14 at 08:16 PM |
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Browsing, yeah right… more like searching for a new wife, like the rest of us!
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Pfw
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posted on 26/2/14 at 08:20 PM |
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Fair point !!
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Mike Wood
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posted on 1/3/14 at 08:44 AM |
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HPI clear?
PDI?
'Never raced or rallied?'
Looks like you are in danger of being offered as 'being broken for parts'!
If I were you, I'd be checking Freecycle or Gumtree to see if your tools, music collection, drumkit/guitar or fishing gear are being offered
for free...
Cheers
Mike
PS funniest thread I have read for ages!
[Edited on 1/3/14 by Mike Wood]
[Edited on 1/3/14 by Mike Wood]
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woodster
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posted on 1/3/14 at 09:07 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by iank
Has she started making the constant grumbling noises yet, many do after a few years?
[Edited on 24/2/14 by iank]
How true is that!!!!! .......... brilliant thread
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big_wasa
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posted on 1/3/14 at 09:12 AM |
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Cheered me up no end
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Mike Wood
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posted on 1/3/14 at 09:15 AM |
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Recent bodywork?
Genune parts fitted?
OE spec? Or recent alarm fitted?
One careful owner?
Always garaged?
Quick respray, lots of filler and new seat covers?
Cat C or D?
Warped discs?
[Edited on 1/3/14 by Mike Wood]
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Mike Wood
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posted on 1/3/14 at 09:18 AM |
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You may find the previous gen model from the same manufacturer will also start to prove troublesome.
Also check build quality and reliability issues before considering upgrade to a newer model.
[Edited on 1/3/14 by Mike Wood]
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Mike Wood
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posted on 1/3/14 at 10:22 AM |
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Any warning lights visible?
Run a diagnostics check yet?
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ross05
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posted on 1/3/14 at 10:59 AM |
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excellent cheered me up. just hope she never finds this thread.
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woodster
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posted on 1/3/14 at 11:19 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by ross05
excellent cheered me up. just hope she never finds this thread.
I've been waiting for the free husband ad going on which will probably read 'one free battered husband, pick up only from local
hospital'
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Mike Wood
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posted on 1/3/14 at 11:45 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by woodster
quote: Originally posted by ross05
excellent cheered me up. just hope she never finds this thread.
I've been waiting for the free husband ad going on which will probably read 'one free battered husband, pick up only from local
hospital'
Yeah, you may shortly be experiencing a sharp throttle response combined with violent kickdown and hard application of the brakes.
After that will only run happily on super unleaded following a lengthy rebuild and upgrade at a main dealer.
[Edited on 1/3/14 by Mike Wood]
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ross05
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posted on 1/3/14 at 11:47 AM |
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Mike Wood
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posted on 1/3/14 at 11:56 AM |
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'Re-advertised due to time wasters'?
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