Ebay link

Then i'll buy it back off you in about 5 years ^_^

(srsly)

ermmmmmmm no!

If you can't afford it now you probably won't be able to in 5 years time when it may be worth twice what it is now!

Ooooh, nice

Its so beautiful, I'm willing to double the original offer, buy it for me and I'll pay you back in ten years time, or tomorrow if you'll except $1,000,000*
















*Zibabwean Dollars.