Dear Santa Scootz

I have been a really good man this year and i didn't complain about not sending me the Audi V8 engine or any other of the goodies you had promised last year. I am patient and i still have faith that this year you will not forget me.

So for this year i would like

A twin turbo V10 BMW engine with all ancilieries and an LSD differential
A sevenesque chassis to go with it (LHD preferably)
carbon fibre panels all around and interior
Tarox 6 pots on aluminium uprights
and all the bits to complete the build

I know these might be a bit heavy to carry in your bag but i can accept delivery from a courier throughout the year.


And for all these i promise that i will forget about the gifts that you didn't bring me last year.

2nd dibs please!

Dear Santa,

for christmas i would like............. access to your expense account!

then i wouldn't need to watse my time writing you a list!

On that subject, I would very much like the following items please...

1. Lotus Exige in matt black with snowflake pearlescent white stripes
1a. A annual track day pass covering all suitable UK venues including tyres and fuel
1b. Some personal driving tuition

2. As per 1, but delivered to my best mate so we can enjoy together

3. A Swedish Au Pair for childcare and ancillary duties around the house/bedroom

4. A direct dial delivery service from the Black Sheep and Theakston breweries

5. A bottle of Oban

(TBH I'd settle for no. 5 on it's own if you're tight for space on the sleigh!)

Cheers