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marcjagman - 3/12/10 at 07:02 PM

Could someone translate this into English for me please? 1996 ROVER 114 CABRIO GREEN on eBay (end time 04-Dec-10 01:09:30 GMT)

MikeCapon - 3/12/10 at 07:05 PM

Witchup? Dontcher unnerstan te vertismen. Skite kleer tmee.

kendo - 3/12/10 at 07:08 PM

Sorry, even tried babelfish but couldn't translate.

Absolutely stunning example of mong speak.

Mind you you'd have to be a bit of a plank to want a metro cabrio!

mangogrooveworkshop - 3/12/10 at 07:08 PM

Here we have a rover 114 cabrio this is one of a 101 car ever bilt idel clecters car of the futcher

The car in good order for year the is a mark or to but basetly the car far condishion
The engine runs well and the gearbox is good and quiyert
Tthe body wark is good the one ore to tuch ups on rear wheel arch
The hood wark on the power hood the canvers is good but cud do with a fresh one a venshly
Tthe has been off road for 6 muths or so /

I can arnge a mot to be put on the car at a exter charge

I WILL TACK SOME MORE PICHERS AND POSTE THE EBAY

westf27 - 3/12/10 at 07:11 PM

Nigeria would be hot this time of year if you fancy a break

mangogrooveworkshop - 3/12/10 at 07:12 PM

quote:
Originally posted by kendo
Sorry, even tried babelfish but couldn't translate.

Absolutely stunning example of mong speak.

Mind you you'd have to be a bit of a plank to want a metro cabrio!





That would make a prime banger to take overseas.......and leave it in a carpark never to return....or drive to naples and give it to the mafia....

gazza285 - 3/12/10 at 07:18 PM

He has history.

CONWAY TRALER TENT on eBay (end time 03-Dec-10 00:26:47 GMT)

Barksavon - 3/12/10 at 07:24 PM

yes its the native language of the country of Bollocksish which is just south of Russia, in fact its probably the finest example of complete Bollocksish ive eva fickung red.....

dave - 3/12/10 at 07:30 PM

Its not nise two moke peple hoo carna spel proply

dinosaurjuice - 3/12/10 at 07:33 PM

surprised he cant spell work.

steve m - 3/12/10 at 07:58 PM

the twat is having a bubble bath, as the header is correct ?

tegwin - 3/12/10 at 11:06 PM

Clever bit of viral marketing there..............

gazza285 - 4/12/10 at 08:37 AM

..........Unless you look at the feedback he has left for others, this is not new.

omega 24 v6 - 4/12/10 at 10:44 AM

Is that not Mr Hendersons ebay user name the???
Sorry to offend but someone had to say it.

Confused but excited. - 4/12/10 at 12:04 PM

Easy enough to translate.
I lived in liverpool for 19 years.
Car based in Southport.
Alejedlee.

[Edited on 4/12/10 by Confused but excited.]

Ninehigh - 4/12/10 at 09:50 PM

Jeez it should be illegal to do adverts like that. It has no body wark so it's not as described

McLannahan - 5/12/10 at 10:36 AM

I feel a bit sorry for him. If he doesn't see the sense to at least ask someone else to read it for him before he puts it online, then it says a lot.

I don't think it'll be long before some of those words are the acceptable (not correct but recognised) versions.

I'd put money on someone in their teens reading that a lot easier than us too.

It's a sad state of affairs on many levels.

Peteff - 5/12/10 at 10:47 AM

Its coz the is lernt to spel fernetikly