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Simon Cowell Buys Caterham!!
Proby - 12/6/13 at 12:55 PM

Came across this on the Internet while browsing for a new print/cut machine. Made me chuckle imagining Simon Cowell in an R400, he is usually in the back of a Bentley!

Cowell orders Caterham



[Edited on 12/6/13 by Proby]

theduck - 12/6/13 at 01:14 PM

The subject line needs an "a" in it

Bumble - 12/6/13 at 01:14 PM

I thought from the title he'd bought the company!!!

MsD - 12/6/13 at 01:16 PM

Oh great!
Does this mean a 7 is the latest must have? I bloody hope not.... I like being different! (Although some call it weird!)

Mark.

Barkalarr - 12/6/13 at 01:22 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Bumble
I thought from the title he'd bought the company!!!


+1.

Wouldn't that be nice - "I liked it so much I bought the company !!!"

kj - 12/6/13 at 01:23 PM

He does like to go for it in his cars if you have seen him on top gear.

T66 - 12/6/13 at 01:34 PM

Will he be able drive with those high heel boots on and little legs ?

Proby - 12/6/13 at 01:37 PM

quote:
Originally posted by theduck
The subject line needs an "a" in it


HaHa - That was the idea!

onenastyviper - 12/6/13 at 02:04 PM

quote:
Originally posted by MsD
Oh great!
Does this mean a 7 is the latest must have? I bloody hope not.... I like being different! (Although some call it weird!)

Mark.


It's not "weird", it's "unconventional", "unorthodox" or "eccentric"

Ninehigh - 12/6/13 at 02:29 PM

It would be very unorthodox in the States, must be one of the smallest cars on the road by a margin

stevegough - 12/6/13 at 04:33 PM

quote:
Originally posted by theduck
The subject line needs an "a" in it


Yes, it does rather change the size of the outlay, doesn't it??



"and now, if you are disappointed, Simon'll give you your money back".........

....can't see that, can you?

[Edited on 12/6/13 by stevegough]

Bare - 12/6/13 at 04:48 PM

Likely an age retarding attempt..
After Myriad Cosmetic surgeries,
What's left to make one seem less Geriatric?
Much like middle aged Divorced Wimmin gravitate to Minis .

Same reasons

[Edited on 12/6/13 by Bare]

snakebelly - 12/6/13 at 06:15 PM

mind you in a Cateringvan even with his "limited stature" he may actually be able to reach the pedals...

Canada EH! - 12/6/13 at 08:24 PM

California is the home of the worlds strangest car fleet, a Caterham will fit right in, there are a number of Lotus 7's there as well.

A small company located there still makes parts for Lotus 7's.

He may just become another wealthy target of the California Highway Patrol!

dhutch - 13/6/13 at 03:21 AM

I like it. Very happy being the minority, but you could increase caterham sales ten fold and that would still be the case.


Daniel

Peteff - 13/6/13 at 08:54 AM

Simon Cowell has ruined television, please don't let him spoil cars for me as well, lock the thread now