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marcjagman

posted on 3/12/10 at 07:02 PM Reply With Quote
Translation please

Could someone translate this into English for me please? 1996 ROVER 114 CABRIO GREEN on eBay (end time 04-Dec-10 01:09:30 GMT)
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MikeCapon

posted on 3/12/10 at 07:05 PM Reply With Quote
Witchup? Dontcher unnerstan te vertismen. Skite kleer tmee.
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kendo

posted on 3/12/10 at 07:08 PM Reply With Quote
Sorry, even tried babelfish but couldn't translate.

Absolutely stunning example of mong speak.

Mind you you'd have to be a bit of a plank to want a metro cabrio!

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mangogrooveworkshop

posted on 3/12/10 at 07:08 PM Reply With Quote
Here we have a rover 114 cabrio this is one of a 101 car ever bilt idel clecters car of the futcher

The car in good order for year the is a mark or to but basetly the car far condishion
The engine runs well and the gearbox is good and quiyert
Tthe body wark is good the one ore to tuch ups on rear wheel arch
The hood wark on the power hood the canvers is good but cud do with a fresh one a venshly
Tthe has been off road for 6 muths or so /

I can arnge a mot to be put on the car at a exter charge

I WILL TACK SOME MORE PICHERS AND POSTE THE EBAY






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westf27

posted on 3/12/10 at 07:11 PM Reply With Quote
Nigeria would be hot this time of year if you fancy a break





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mangogrooveworkshop

posted on 3/12/10 at 07:12 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kendo
Sorry, even tried babelfish but couldn't translate.

Absolutely stunning example of mong speak.

Mind you you'd have to be a bit of a plank to want a metro cabrio!





That would make a prime banger to take overseas.......and leave it in a carpark never to return....or drive to naples and give it to the mafia....






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gazza285

posted on 3/12/10 at 07:18 PM Reply With Quote
He has history.

CONWAY TRALER TENT on eBay (end time 03-Dec-10 00:26:47 GMT)





DO NOT PUT ON KNOB OR BOLLOCKS!

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Barksavon

posted on 3/12/10 at 07:24 PM Reply With Quote
yes its the native language of the country of Bollocksish which is just south of Russia, in fact its probably the finest example of complete Bollocksish ive eva fickung red.....
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dave

posted on 3/12/10 at 07:30 PM Reply With Quote
Its not nise two moke peple hoo carna spel proply






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dinosaurjuice

posted on 3/12/10 at 07:33 PM Reply With Quote
surprised he cant spell work.
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steve m

posted on 3/12/10 at 07:58 PM Reply With Quote
the twat is having a bubble bath, as the header is correct ?
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tegwin

posted on 3/12/10 at 11:06 PM Reply With Quote
Clever bit of viral marketing there..............





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gazza285

posted on 4/12/10 at 08:37 AM Reply With Quote
..........Unless you look at the feedback he has left for others, this is not new.





DO NOT PUT ON KNOB OR BOLLOCKS!

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omega 24 v6

posted on 4/12/10 at 10:44 AM Reply With Quote
Is that not Mr Hendersons ebay user name the???
Sorry to offend but someone had to say it.





If it looks wrong it probably is wrong.

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Confused but excited.

posted on 4/12/10 at 12:04 PM Reply With Quote
Easy enough to translate.
I lived in liverpool for 19 years.
Car based in Southport.
Alejedlee.

[Edited on 4/12/10 by Confused but excited.]





Tell them about the bent treacle edges!

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Ninehigh

posted on 4/12/10 at 09:50 PM Reply With Quote
Jeez it should be illegal to do adverts like that. It has no body wark so it's not as described






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McLannahan

posted on 5/12/10 at 10:36 AM Reply With Quote
I feel a bit sorry for him. If he doesn't see the sense to at least ask someone else to read it for him before he puts it online, then it says a lot.

I don't think it'll be long before some of those words are the acceptable (not correct but recognised) versions.

I'd put money on someone in their teens reading that a lot easier than us too.

It's a sad state of affairs on many levels.

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Peteff

posted on 5/12/10 at 10:47 AM Reply With Quote
Its coz the is lernt to spel fernetikly





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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