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tomgregory2000

posted on 22/4/11 at 08:28 AM Reply With Quote
Random thought of the day

If you get cought speeding on your way to iva can they do you for it?

As its not a car yet

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MakeEverything

posted on 22/4/11 at 08:34 AM Reply With Quote
Yes, as the points go on your license, not on the car.





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posted on 22/4/11 at 08:40 AM Reply With Quote
If you were travelling at the speed of sound and farted would you hear it .
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Hellfire

posted on 22/4/11 at 08:53 AM Reply With Quote
If it's a static roadside camera and you have no numberplates, then no.............






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Hellfire

posted on 22/4/11 at 08:54 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CRAIGR
If you were travelling at the speed of sound and farted would you hear it .


Yes






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gingerprince

posted on 22/4/11 at 08:59 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Hellfire
quote:
Originally posted by CRAIGR
If you were travelling at the speed of sound and farted would you hear it .


Yes


Agreed. The sound of a fart is not actually the fart, but the fart ripping through the sound barrier. Therefore the fart sound is actually going faster than the traditional "speed of sound", and would catch you up.

On another note, if you were to fart in a forest and there was no-one else around, would it still stink?

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adithorp

posted on 22/4/11 at 09:54 AM Reply With Quote
You might get off by going to court, on the grounds that you didn't at the time, have a calibrated speedo. You'd probably have to fail the IVA and have the print out to say it was under-reading by enough to show you beleived you were within the limit.
Fixed camera and you'd probably hear no more about it.





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mad4x4

posted on 22/4/11 at 11:33 AM Reply With Quote
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On another note, if you were to fart in a forest and there was no-one else around, would it still stink?



Yes

But ....

On yet another note, if a tree falls over in an forest and there was no-one around, would it still make a noise?





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mrwibble

posted on 22/4/11 at 12:34 PM Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by mad4x4
quote:

On another note, if you were to fart in a forest and there was no-one else around, would it still stink?



Yes

But ....

On yet another note, if a tree falls over in an forest and there was no-one around, would it make the bear follow through



i think a better question is do bears enjoy farts?

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