starterman
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posted on 26/3/21 at 08:02 PM |
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Irony at its best
From my username there is a good chance you can work out one of the things I do for a living.
On Saturday I went and picked up my brand new Mercedes GLC. Well pleased with it, even it's like chalk and cheese compared to my BMW M140i.
I managed 150 miles before it needed to be picked up on a flatbed and returned to Mercedes.
Guess what broke....................yep, the starter motor. You couldn't write it could you.
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roadrunner
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posted on 26/3/21 at 08:23 PM |
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After only covering 150 miles.
Great advert.
Gutted for you.
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02GF74
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posted on 26/3/21 at 08:24 PM |
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Now that would never happen if it was a lucas motor.
And I'm changing my name to winthelotteryman.
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roadrunner
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posted on 26/3/21 at 08:26 PM |
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roadrunner
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posted on 26/3/21 at 08:40 PM |
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I'm guessing you're the bloke with the gun at the start of an athletics race.
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starterman
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posted on 26/3/21 at 09:12 PM |
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quote: Originally posted by 02GF74
Now that would never happen if it was a lucas motor.
And I'm changing my name to winthelotteryman.
Funniest thing is they tried to tell me it's a Bosch unit. Bosch is no more. The Chinese bought them and now its SEG.
They have leant me a brand new GLE350. The thing is like driving a lorry
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starterman
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posted on 26/3/21 at 09:14 PM |
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quote: Originally posted by roadrunner
I'm guessing you're the bloke with the gun at the start of an athletics race.
Love it
Now if I had gun.............................
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roadrunner
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posted on 26/3/21 at 09:41 PM |
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You'd shoot someone at Mercedes
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adithorp
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posted on 26/3/21 at 10:53 PM |
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I thought this was going to be a thread about pintos.
I used to have an Alfa 156 V6. I loved it and apart from a few rattles it was never a problem. After a couple or three years I thought I was probably
pushing my luck and bought a Toyota Avensis est. Most boring car I've ever had but it was a Toyota so should be bomb proof. Bloody gearbox went
on it on my first long run
Fixed it, sold it to a taxi driver (slight profit) and went back to the Alfa which I hadn't found a buyer for.
"A witty saying proves nothing" Voltaire
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Simon
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posted on 27/3/21 at 02:54 PM |
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I'd reject it.....
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tims31
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posted on 27/3/21 at 04:13 PM |
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quote: Originally posted by 02GF74
Now that would never happen if it was a lucas motor.
And I'm changing my name to winthelotteryman.
Surely you should change it to NOTwinthelotteryman for it to be ironic?
Build: http://www.martinsfurybuild.co.uk/
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