A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."

"Perfect," her husband said." I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin.

You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you."

Either way that's cheeky?

[Edited on 31/1/08 by Confused but excited.]

very good

Presumably the author of the joke didn't know what a Pessary is or they'd have included that as a third option...

Standards of education these days, grumble

talking of education... had to explain suppository to anyone under thirty I told this joke to today...keith

Suppositories are rubbish, I told my doctor for what good they were doing me I may as well shove them up my @r$e.

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Originally posted by Peteff
Suppositories are rubbish, I told my doctor for what good they were doing me I may as well shove them up my @r$e.

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Originally posted by Peteff
Suppositories are rubbish, I told my doctor for what good they were doing me I may as well shove them up my @r$e.

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