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Jon Ison - 15/5/10 at 05:46 PM

Is outside jet washing patio and pulling weeds, should I go help ?

I had thought of taking her a beer but I drank it befroe I got to door, should I get another ?


jake_truck - 15/5/10 at 05:48 PM

I'm sure she has time to get you a beer!


jonesier1 - 15/5/10 at 05:52 PM

get two and have another while your takin her one ...


Humbug - 15/5/10 at 06:03 PM

ditto ^^

A beer in time saves hassle later/builds up brownie points... or something like that


55ant - 15/5/10 at 06:24 PM

see how many beers you can drink before she finishes! drinking AND sport, manly.


StevieB - 15/5/10 at 06:36 PM

Take her a beer and drop a big hint on how such little acts of kindness really make a hard job easy (in the hope she reciprocates next time you;re busy away).


loggyboy - 15/5/10 at 06:47 PM

Just walk out side, sip the beer and ask 'what times dinner?'


David Jenkins - 15/5/10 at 06:49 PM

...preferably while wearing a flak jacket and tin helmet!


Jon Ison - 15/5/10 at 07:16 PM

Well, she's done a smashing job, so much so whilst she was in shower I prepared dinner..........


Arrives in 20 approx twenty minutes.


Steve Hignett - 15/5/10 at 07:28 PM

My missus did the same two days ago - I didn't have a clue what to do - so whilst I was thinking I cracked open a bottle of Smirnoff and thought real hard, for quite some time - by the time I'd come up with something she'd finished!

Good times


stevebubs - 15/5/10 at 07:30 PM

Am I the only one that clicked on this thread expecting photos?


Jon Ison - 15/5/10 at 07:32 PM

photos, dont get me going about my Mrs and tits..........


Jon Ison - 15/5/10 at 07:37 PM

oh, better elaborate, she insisted on getting one of those bird feeders you stick to the window, tits all over the place, hence shes jet washing the droppings off the patio.........

That Indian fellow on a moped better hurry up, I'm starving.


morcus - 15/5/10 at 08:02 PM

Some people like a bit of gardening, it would be wrong to go out and spoil it for them.


roadrunner - 15/5/10 at 08:15 PM

I put a feeder up last month and filled it with nuts.
Now i get quite a few tits hanging from my nuts.


scudderfish - 15/5/10 at 09:06 PM

I prefer boobies.


tomprescott - 15/5/10 at 09:20 PM

quote:
Originally posted by scudderfish
I prefer boobies.


The tone has now officially been lowered!


RK - 15/5/10 at 10:18 PM

You are well advised to continue to let her get exercise and fresh air in the garden. It would be rude to interrupt her bit of quiet time.


Steve Hignett - 15/5/10 at 10:28 PM

quote:
Originally posted by tomprescott
quote:
Originally posted by scudderfish
I prefer boobies.


The tone has now officially been lowered!



Must be just me and Scudder that have innocent minds...



scudderfish - 16/5/10 at 11:13 AM

Fabulous plumage