scootz
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| posted on 31/3/11 at 11:54 AM |
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Originally posted by scudderfish
THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT THE JOKES!
It took a lot of balls for me to go on the Channel 4 show ''Embarrassing Bodies'' ....
Three actually.
It's Evolution Baby!
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scootz
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| posted on 31/3/11 at 11:57 AM |
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Originally posted by daviep
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Originally posted by scootz
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Originally posted by daviep
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It's faaaaar too early in the day for this kind of thread... can we take a break and re-convene after tea-time?
If you want to come down to Fife we can spoon on the sofa and watch repeats of friends
Only if I can be the 'behind' spoon!?
Technicaly it's called "big spoon"
Will you un-wrap my Tunnocks Teacakes for me?
So would that make you the teaspoon?
PS - Yes, I will unwrap your tunnocks teacakes... I'll even nibble off the biscuity-base so all you're left with is the soft fluffy bit!
It's Evolution Baby!
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scootz
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| posted on 31/3/11 at 11:57 AM |
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Originally posted by scudderfish
THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT THE JOKES!
A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, try this simple experiment...
Put your dog and your wife in the boot of your car for an hour.....
When you open the boot, see who is happiest to see you!
It's Evolution Baby!
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scootz
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| posted on 31/3/11 at 11:58 AM |
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... is this what they refer to as 'spamming a thread'???
It's Evolution Baby!
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Daddylonglegs
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| posted on 31/3/11 at 12:02 PM |
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Nobody has said it for a while so:
I love you all too
It looks like the Midget is winning at the moment......
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David Jenkins
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| posted on 31/3/11 at 12:13 PM |
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Group hug time!
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scootz
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| posted on 31/3/11 at 12:15 PM |
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It's Evolution Baby!
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mistergrumpy
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| posted on 31/3/11 at 12:19 PM |
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Wow!! ^That's it I'm reporting you too!
Kep the parts coming through though please
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Daddylonglegs
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| posted on 31/3/11 at 12:21 PM |
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scootz, that is scary! You must stop visiting them sites 
It looks like the Midget is winning at the moment......
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Benzine
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| posted on 31/3/11 at 12:22 PM |
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A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon.
He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The
speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft."
Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
She comes up to the guy and she says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
"Ten years!" he says.
She reaches over, unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag
and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!"
Then she asks, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?"
He replies, "Ten years!"
She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, "Wow,
that's fantastic!"
Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since
you've had some REAL fun?"
And the man replies, "My God! Don't tell me you've got a motorcycle in there!"
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Triton
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| posted on 31/3/11 at 12:28 PM |
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Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female. The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack" .."No good telling me"
replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"
My Daughter has taken over production of the damn fine Triton race seats and her contact email is emmatrs@live.co.uk.
www.tritonraceseats.com
www.hairyhedgehog.com
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marcjagman
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| posted on 31/3/11 at 12:35 PM |
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Originally posted by Triton
It seems that if anyone dares to hint there may be an issue with anything in the book that it gets frowned upon then deleted. We all know the earlier
Locost books had issues but every builder helped each other out via LCB to solve them.
yeah I was making a living out of it at one point but I don't these days but still like to help with snippets of info now and then.
I learnt a lot from this forum as I bet others have.
Yeah Uncle Ron may have got a few bits wrong here and there and folk may well have moaned but locosters took that as a challenge to make the car
work.
Select few on HAYNES see anything other than what the magic books says as treason and treat it by deleting posts.
Those doing the deleting actually sell parts to builders Handyandy who sells flat pack chassis kits yet controls what is posted in a public
forum.....tad iffy you might say.
sorry to rant but it's wound me up a tad as i don't make anything to do with cars all I do is post daft jokes to liven up the haynes
graveyard or offer advice gained from experience.
[Edited on 31/3/11 by Triton]
[Edited on 31/3/11 by Triton]
[Edited on 31/3/11 by Triton]
Your better of without them. They obviously take things far too seriously and besides, your here, why would you want to go anywhere else?
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mistergrumpy
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| posted on 31/3/11 at 12:45 PM |
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Aww. You're down as banned now and someone has started a thread about you. I'm telling me mam.
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britishtrident
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| posted on 31/3/11 at 01:04 PM |
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Originally posted by scudderfish
THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT THE JOKES!
According to Marx all threads are jokes ---- maybe I got that wrong. All jokes are threads ?
[Edited on 31/3/11 by britishtrident]
[I] “ What use our work, Bennet, if we cannot care for those we love? .”
― From BBC TV/Amazon's Ripper Street.
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Triton
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| posted on 31/3/11 at 03:27 PM |
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Originally posted by mistergrumpy
Aww. You're down as banned now and someone has started a thread about you. I'm telling me mam.
wondered why me lug holes were burning, gosh at this rate I will have to live on the naughty step !!!
My Daughter has taken over production of the damn fine Triton race seats and her contact email is emmatrs@live.co.uk.
www.tritonraceseats.com
www.hairyhedgehog.com
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omega 24 v6
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| posted on 31/3/11 at 04:51 PM |
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Sounds all very anally retentive to me especially the spooning bit.
Bosies rule even man bosies LOL
If it looks wrong it probably is wrong.
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David Jenkins
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| posted on 31/3/11 at 05:02 PM |
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I'm pleased to say that I haven't a clue what people are talking about...
...apart from that photo - bleugh!
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AdrianH
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| posted on 31/3/11 at 05:09 PM |
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I was going to join in with the hugs but after seeing that picture, I'm nervous!
Just about to go over and read.
Adrian
Why do I have to make the tools to finish the job? More time then money.
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baz-R
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| posted on 10/5/11 at 09:19 AM |
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geting back to the REAL subject isnt this why we need an oweners/builders club not conected to haynes.
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