iank
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| posted on 12/11/07 at 02:09 PM |
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Amusing thread on another forum
http://www.audiforums.com/m_693578/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Anonymous
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Peteff
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| posted on 12/11/07 at 04:19 PM |
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Yeah right.
And I wanted a water cooled computer so I stood it in the bath and filled it. Do they expect anyone to believe that ? 
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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donut
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| posted on 12/11/07 at 04:54 PM |
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Muppets!
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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graememk
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| posted on 12/11/07 at 04:59 PM |
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this has to be a joke
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TGR-ECOSSE
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| posted on 12/11/07 at 05:12 PM |
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It would polish the inside of the engine realy well as my mate discovered on his autograss car when he didn't clip the air filter on right to
the 40's. A day of racing and sucking in dust made the bores just a little bit too big and made it burn the contents of the sump !! You should
have seen how shiney the ports were though
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thebull
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| posted on 13/11/07 at 04:59 PM |
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stupid is as stupid does 
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martyn_16v
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| posted on 13/11/07 at 05:36 PM |
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Seen the same story before on another forum, might have been a mazda that time?
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t.j.
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| posted on 14/11/07 at 11:53 AM |
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good joke
Please feel free to correct my bad English, i'm still learning. Your Dutch is awfull! :-)
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mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 15/11/07 at 05:15 PM |
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going to place a copy here for laughing at
Powrd1.8T
Newbie
Posts: 3
Joined: 11/1/2007
Status: offline Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended
to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes
Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas
so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would
port the exhaust manifold.
I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After
running the car and letting it suck in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and
kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was
really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and
knocking noises.
Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis.
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Bob C
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| posted on 15/11/07 at 11:13 PM |
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"my buddy only does hondas" class
we only got halfway through a 25lb bag
wonderful stuff
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02GF74
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| posted on 16/11/07 at 11:26 AM |
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in a similar vein
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