splitrivet
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| posted on 23/2/14 at 09:49 PM |
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Free Wife
See'ing as all this free stuffs knocking about (mgb's, caravans etc) thought I'd try my luck.
Come and collect my missus, please note this is collection only, theres no way I'm paying postage.
If anyone tells her I posted this thread theres no way I'll speak to them again, I want it to be a suprise !!
Cheers,
Bob
PS Ear defenders not included.
I used to be a Werewolf but I'm alright nowwoooooooooooooo
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coozer
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| posted on 23/2/14 at 09:50 PM |
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Any pics?
1972 V8 Jago
1980 Z750
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splitrivet
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| posted on 23/2/14 at 09:54 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by coozer
Any pics?
She's free you cheeky b@st@rd what more do you want !!
Cheers,
Bob
I used to be a Werewolf but I'm alright nowwoooooooooooooo
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NigeEss
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| posted on 23/2/14 at 09:57 PM |
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Hi,
I'm interested in your wife.
What size vehicle do I need to collect ?
Thanks
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.................Douglas Adams.
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Andybarbet
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| posted on 23/2/14 at 09:57 PM |
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Wow, she must love surprises then.
And I bet its not even her birthday ?
Shes a lucky woman to have you :-)
Give a man a fish & it will feed him for a day, give him a fishing rod & you've saved a fish.
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CRAIGR
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| posted on 23/2/14 at 09:57 PM |
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What year and how many previous owners??
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Slimy38
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| posted on 23/2/14 at 10:04 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by CRAIGR
how many previous owners??
I just threw up a little...
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Browser
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| posted on 23/2/14 at 10:09 PM |
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Does she need new big ends? A re-bore? Is her suspension sagging at all? 
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Andybarbet
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| posted on 23/2/14 at 10:26 PM |
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This thread is bound to get messy :-)
No talk of airbags yet ??
Give a man a fish & it will feed him for a day, give him a fishing rod & you've saved a fish.
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nick205
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| posted on 23/2/14 at 10:40 PM |
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Might well be free, but I suspect the running costs are going to hurt.
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splitrivet
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| posted on 23/2/14 at 11:47 PM |
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She's in good nick, safe around children, its not her birthday till next January Andy so you wont have to splash out for another 11 months so
dont worry on that score.
A Honda 50 would suffice for collection Nigel but I'm keeping her crash helmet so you would have to supply one.
Cheers,
Bob
[Edited on 23/2/14 by splitrivet]
I used to be a Werewolf but I'm alright nowwoooooooooooooo
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NigeEss
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| posted on 24/2/14 at 01:15 AM |
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What a shame, I don't have a spare skid lid
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.................Douglas Adams.
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fimi7
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| posted on 24/2/14 at 01:21 AM |
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Read this to my wife, told her,, SEEE I am not all that bad a catch 
--- Ali
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Polypropyl
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| posted on 24/2/14 at 02:37 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by CRAIGR
What year and how many previous owners??
This made it all worth while for me.
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zetec-phill
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| posted on 24/2/14 at 05:13 AM |
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if her names nora, ill collect, she looks ok in your pics
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Texan
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| posted on 24/2/14 at 05:19 AM |
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This just went on my Facebook page just to show people that I'm actually a pretty sensible guy - when compared to you guys.
But now that someone else mentioned airbags, are they still in the original containers or have they been set off and just kinda flopping around there?
I drive therefore I am.
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SPYDER
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| posted on 24/2/14 at 07:21 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by splitrivet
... so you wont have to splash out for another 11 months...
[Edited on 23/2/14 by splitrivet]
Fnaar, fnaar!
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olimarler
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| posted on 24/2/14 at 07:42 AM |
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I thought you had spelt wifi wrong!!
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snapper
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| posted on 24/2/14 at 08:29 AM |
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There is no such thing as a Free Wife
There is always a cost
An Ex Wife is even more expensive I know
However a husband and especially an ex husband hold a considerable residual value which can be tapped at will
My ex wife ( no residual value) has 2 ex husbands ( small residual value in 1 and reasonable in the other) and a current younger husband who will keep
his residual value long after the others are bled dry
I eat to survive
I drink to forget
I breath to pi55 my ex wife off (and now my ex partner)
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nick205
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| posted on 24/2/14 at 08:36 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by snapper
There is no such thing as a Free Wife
There is always a cost
An Ex Wife is even more expensive I know
However a husband and especially an ex husband hold a considerable residual value which can be tapped at will
My ex wife ( no residual value) has 2 ex husbands ( small residual value in 1 and reasonable in the other) and a current younger husband who will keep
his residual value long after the others are bled dry
Sounds like your ex-wife could be termed a serial invester
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Smoking Frog
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| posted on 24/2/14 at 11:11 AM |
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What kind of mileage has she done? Any strange noises, rattling etc. Does she leak any fluids? Any mayonnaise in the filler? Easy to work on?
Sorry for all the questions but I currently have a 55 plate so could be interested if she's younger. Fancy a straight swap?
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jeffw
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| posted on 24/2/14 at 11:30 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Smoking Frog
Does she leak any fluids?
Is there not a lunar cycle going on here.....?
[Edited on 24/2/14 by jeffw]
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daveb666
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| posted on 24/2/14 at 11:41 AM |
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HPI clear?
Outstanding finance or crash damage?
tbfh; this thread is useless without pics.
2007bc Photography - Commercial and Wedding Photographer based in West Yorkshire
http://www.2007bc.co.uk / http://www.huddersfieldcommercialphotographer.co.uk
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SteveWallace
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| posted on 24/2/14 at 11:51 AM |
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you have a number of pictures in your photo archive. Which one is she??
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jeffw
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| posted on 24/2/14 at 11:55 AM |
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I'd go out on a limb and say none of them
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