Gav
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| posted on 16/4/07 at 04:12 PM |
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IRISH BLONDE
An attractive blonde from Cork arrived and bet twenty-thousand pounds
on a single roll of the dice, at the casino.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude".
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled,"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and
squealed..."YES!
YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked,
"What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are
men.
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Hellfire
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| posted on 16/4/07 at 04:22 PM |
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Steve
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 16/4/07 at 11:23 PM |
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Unfortunately ooooh so true!
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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Mark18
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| posted on 17/4/07 at 01:45 PM |
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Since when were Irish people stupid?
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Gav
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| posted on 17/4/07 at 04:19 PM |
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I dont know but im from yorkshire and im as tight as a ducks arse
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pjavon
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| posted on 17/4/07 at 08:57 PM |
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And i'm from Wales, and the local sheep are very nervous
Always keep a big hammer and a condom in your toolbox, if you can't fix it with the hammer
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t.j.
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| posted on 18/4/07 at 08:22 PM |
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