Ivan
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posted on 1/8/11 at 07:37 AM |
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It's high time they developed _____
1/ Rat Poison that makes them hyper active and panic at the same time, instead of poisoning them, so they run around in the open until a predator gets
them or they're run over by a car - then maybe they won't die in an unreachable place in the roof and stink out the house.
2/ Tools that don't go missing as soon as you put them down.
3/ A third arm or hand for KC builders.
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Irony
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posted on 1/8/11 at 07:50 AM |
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A 8 day week so we can have three day weekends.
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Norfolkluegojnr
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posted on 1/8/11 at 08:03 AM |
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Telescopic ratchet, so no need for a breakers bar.
Always thought I should patent this.
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indykid
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posted on 1/8/11 at 08:07 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by Norfolkluegojnr
Telescopic ratchet, so no need for a breakers bar.
Always thought I should patent this.
I see you look after your tools
I like the sound of the rat poison though
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Norfolkluegojnr
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posted on 1/8/11 at 08:21 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by indykid
quote: Originally posted by Norfolkluegojnr
Telescopic ratchet, so no need for a breakers bar.
Always thought I should patent this.
I see you look after your tools
I like the sound of the rat poison though
Only the best for my tools
Plus all the stuff i'm normally working on is so knackered, its the only way.......
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nick205
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posted on 1/8/11 at 08:26 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by Norfolkluegojnr
Telescopic ratchet, so no need for a breakers bar.
Always thought I should patent this.
too late now, you've put it in the "public domain" and dated it ![](/images//smilies/wink.gif)
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Norfolkluegojnr
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posted on 1/8/11 at 08:31 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by nick205
quote: Originally posted by Norfolkluegojnr
Telescopic ratchet, so no need for a breakers bar.
Always thought I should patent this.
too late now, you've put it in the "public domain" and dated it
Bah, when will I learn...................
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ReMan
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posted on 1/8/11 at 08:46 AM |
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Too late!,
I've got one that I picked up from Stomeleigh I think in 2010 really usefulland not bad quality
Like this...
http://www.dropshiponline.co.uk/product_info.php?products_id=1009
www.plusnine.co.uk
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adithorp
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posted on 1/8/11 at 09:28 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by ReMan
Too late!,
I've got one that I picked up from Stomeleigh I think in 2010 really usefulland not bad quality
Like this...
http://www.dropshiponline.co.uk/product_info.php?products_id=1009
Got a couple (3/8" and 1/2" ) but with swivel heads instead. Got the first one as a gimick but found it so usefull I got the other and
they're my most used now. Still switch to a breaker bar though for realy tight stuff.
[Edited on 1/8/11 by adithorp]
"A witty saying proves nothing" Voltaire
http://jpsc.org.uk/forum/
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ReMan
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posted on 1/8/11 at 09:38 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by adithorp
quote: Originally posted by ReMan
Too late!,
I've got one that I picked up from Stomeleigh I think in 2010 really usefulland not bad quality
Like this...
http://www.dropshiponline.co.uk/product_info.php?products_id=1009
Got a couple (3/8" and 1/2" ) but with swivel heads instead. Got the first one as a gimick but found it so usefull I got the other and
they're my most used now. Still switch to a breaker bar though for realy tight stuff.
[Edited on 1/8/11 by adithorp]
Oh yes!
3ft breaker another of my better buys!
www.plusnine.co.uk
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Norfolkluegojnr
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posted on 1/8/11 at 09:59 AM |
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Thanks guys.
Noted for monthly shopping list! ![](/images//smilies/bigsmile.gif)
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matt_gsxr
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posted on 1/8/11 at 10:03 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by nick205
quote: Originally posted by Norfolkluegojnr
Telescopic ratchet, so no need for a breakers bar.
Always thought I should patent this.
too late now, you've put it in the "public domain" and dated it
You could still patent in America (up to one year from first disclosure).
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Xtreme Kermit
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posted on 1/8/11 at 10:07 AM |
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It's high time they developed.... A type of drink that when consumed, shrinks you, by say, forty percent, so you can fit down the footwell of a
quantum xtreme to replace the clutch cable more easily...
You would not want to use this until someone had also invented a cake which would cause you to grow by forty percent - oh no, wait. That already
exists!
Bring on the pies ![](/images//smilies/bigsmile.gif)
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Ivan
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posted on 1/8/11 at 10:24 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by Xtreme Kermit
It's high time they developed.... A type of drink that when consumed, shrinks you, by say, forty percent, so you can fit down the footwell of a
quantum xtreme to replace the clutch cable more easily...
You would not want to use this until someone had also invented a cake which would cause you to grow by forty percent - oh no, wait. That already
exists!
Bring on the pies
Actually the cake would have to grow you by 66.66666% to get you back to where you were. But I like your thinking.
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Agriv8
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posted on 1/8/11 at 12:14 PM |
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a double wrist for getting the "that" bolt
regards
Agriv8
Taller than your average Guy !
Management is like a tree of monkeys. - Those at the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. BUT Those at the bottom look up and see a
tree full of a*seholes .............
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ChrisW
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posted on 1/8/11 at 02:35 PM |
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A pill that can wipe out the effects of alcohol. So at last orders you take one and hey presto by kicking out time you're legal to drive home.
Hangover avoidance optional!
Chris
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blakep82
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posted on 1/8/11 at 03:23 PM |
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how about a trigger wheel and sensor set up that i can actually fit still struggling with this lol
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norfolkluego
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posted on 1/8/11 at 06:39 PM |
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I've got the best invention ever..... just get this
Warm deodorant
Think about it, obviously the gas expands as it's sprayed so it cools, standard physics.
Fine on a nice summers day like today, nice and cool on the sprayed parts.
BUT
Roll forward into January, it's 6.30 on a Monday morning, it's dark, it's snowed overnight and it's bloody freezing, now do
you want some ice cold spray all over. I put it to you sir that you do not.
What you want is a nice warm, balmy, fragrant breeze under the pits. Job done, I'm a millionaire.
All I've got to do is break the Laws of Physics.
I'll let you know when I've done it, might take a few hours
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Ninehigh
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posted on 1/8/11 at 07:02 PM |
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quote: Originally posted by Xtreme Kermit
It's high time they developed.... A type of drink that when consumed, shrinks you, by say, forty percent, so you can fit down the footwell of a
quantum xtreme to replace the clutch cable more easily...
Isn't that called picolax?
Double wrist for getting "that bolt"? How about banning such designs?
Pill that can wipe out alcohol, like Kaliber?
Warm deodorant, I use one of them sticks.. It's not exactly warm but it's not cold.
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