valentino14
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| posted on 24/2/14 at 03:18 PM |
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Vance Miller Kitchens
Vance Miller Kitchens. Not one of the people that slag Vance Miller off have ever met him. His staff love him , his friends love him and his kids and
all their friends love him. Get a life you lot and only comment on him when you have net him.
Vance Miller Kitchens
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twybrow
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| posted on 24/2/14 at 03:20 PM |
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I don't love him, or you....! Go away spambot!
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owelly
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| posted on 24/2/14 at 03:22 PM |
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Vance Miller poked his finger in my dogs balloon knot.
http://www.ppcmag.co.uk
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Paul Turner
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| posted on 24/2/14 at 03:30 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by valentino14
Vance Miller Kitchens. Not one of the people that slag Vance Miller off have ever met him. His staff love him , his friends love him and his kids and
all their friends love him. Get a life you lot and only comment on him when you have net him.
He sounds like a lovely bloke.
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swanny
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| posted on 24/2/14 at 03:31 PM |
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he sounds lovely....
In November 1995, he was sentenced to 18 months imprisonment on counts of kidnapping and affray, following an incident in which he was ruled to have
kidnapped two neighbours during an altercation over a missing kitchen unit.[7] In February 1999, he was jailed for 6 months having punched a female
inspector in the face as she pursued a minor pollution complaint near his Birtle Mill, Bury business premises. In related incidents his company was
fined £28,500 for health and safety breaches and he was convicted for damaging the car of a journalist.[8][9]
In 2006 Miller's home in Ramsbottom was attacked twice in arson attacks.[10]
Miller is currently banned from being the director of any company in the United Kingdom until 2014.[1
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vance_Miller
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andrew
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| posted on 24/2/14 at 04:12 PM |
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Ah i know of this guy, having bought a kitchen from his company some years back, they delivered part of the kitchen and wanted paying the full amount
promising to deliver the rest a few days later , they had brought roughly half the kitchen so i gave them 1/3 of the money they were not happy to say
the least and were on the phone to the manager and teling me allsorts of twadle ,, after a lengthy debate they left and true to their word arrived 3
days later with rest of kitchen , and demanded rest of money , only it was not the remaining half there was still a quarter of it missing ,, so i duly
gave them another third of the money , thats when the poo hit the fan ,, phone calls threats etc , eventually the must have realised they were geting
nowhere so of they went , and came back the next day with rest of kitchen ,, so we unloaded the van of everything init including part of another
kitchen , i paid rest of money and of they went ,,never heard from them again,, a few years later i converted a barn and wanted a kitchen,, looking
on various adds i recognised this firm under a different name , so i bought enough of the same kitchen to make a full one they were quite curious why
i only wanted half a kitchen ,, it arrived complete no problem
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Charlie_Zetec
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| posted on 24/2/14 at 05:03 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by valentino14
only comment on him when you have net him.
Luckily for you, I've got a net and a spear - it's huntin' season! 
As it happens, I don't know this bloke or care, really. But thanks for the heads up! I'll be sure never to buy a kitchen from a man of
his "calibre"....
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity!
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Jon Ison
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| posted on 24/2/14 at 05:11 PM |
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Wasn't he a singer ? vance miller what sort of names that, you know what your spam would make me not look at their products, cheers for the tip.
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Jon Ison
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| posted on 24/2/14 at 05:17 PM |
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Actually I lied, I did look, a google search brings up terms like, "watchdog" "rouge traders" "trading standards"
mmmmmm best stay away.
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mark chandler
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| posted on 24/2/14 at 05:30 PM |
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Get a life you lot and only comment on him when you have net him.
Hope I don't 'net him' then!
I knew someone who was horrible, funny thing his dog liked him, maybe he fed the dog.
Thanks for posting, I need a new kitchen next year so now know who not to use.
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scudderfish
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| posted on 24/2/14 at 06:47 PM |
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Thing is, if you search the forum, this is the only thread that mentions him. So if we haven't commented on him does that mean we don't
need to get a life? That's put my mind to rest anyway, I was afraid I didn't have one. Obviously I'm only commenting on the
internal consistency of this thread, not any person to maintain my ability to still have a life. If you see what I mean....
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TheGiantTribble
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| posted on 24/2/14 at 07:04 PM |
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Errrr I'm, and I admit not for the first time in my life, confused.
This here Vince Miller, you make him sound like the reincarnation of Mother Teresa, Ghandi, and all the late Deli Lamas' all rolled into one,
with maybe just a smidge of Saint Nick thrown in for good measure.
Since he is soooooooo bl@@dy wonderful (after all your one and only post is about him) why haven't I heard of him before?
Where is his obviously well deserved gong for all his good deeds?
And why is he wasting his time selling kitchens when there is still hunger and poverty to be cured in the world?
Lastly, why the hell haven't I heard of this type of Engine and Transmission before, are we to assume you build a kitchen cupboard with four
wheels from this man, and it will go like the clappers, what's it's power to weight ratio, 0 to 60, these are the questions we want
answering? Please garnish us with more spam, opps I mean of course info.
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scudderfish
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| posted on 24/2/14 at 07:27 PM |
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Actually a Vince Miller is a steam driven engineering tool made by the company Vince Reciprocating Tooling Ltd of Birmingham in 1901.
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Wadders
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| posted on 24/2/14 at 09:04 PM |
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It's his brother Windy, you have to watch out for.....proper wrong un 
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rusty nuts
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| posted on 24/2/14 at 09:09 PM |
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Is he related to Dusty Miller?
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balidey
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| posted on 24/2/14 at 10:36 PM |
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I just clicked on the link, just out of curiosity.
I was expecting it to be about kitchens. Its worse than that. Its one whole internets worth of saying how wonderful this guy is (just forget the fact
he used to be a naughty boy).
And if Vance Miller has indeed paid out for this crap PR website, I hope it wasn't more than £5.
Dutch bears have terrible skin due to their clogged paws
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daniel mason
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| posted on 24/2/14 at 10:49 PM |
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i just wish vance miller would just FUCK OFF from this kit car forum. TWAT!
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AndyW
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| posted on 25/2/14 at 07:38 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by daniel mason
i just wish vance miller would just FUCK OFF from this kit car forum. TWAT!
Don't hold back, go on, 
Pity they don't come back and read this.
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twybrow
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| posted on 25/2/14 at 10:23 AM |
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We could all email him? His website kindly gives contact details?.... Perhaps we can play some fun games?
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r1_pete
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| posted on 25/2/14 at 01:08 PM |
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Sounds like he's the real Mr Miller, local vicar and serial killer........
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wylliezx9r
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| posted on 25/2/14 at 01:40 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by r1_pete
Sounds like he's the real Mr Miller, local vicar and serial killer........
LOL
In 666 there lives a Mister Miller
He’s our local vicar and a serial killer
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
George Best
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DW100
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| posted on 25/2/14 at 02:04 PM |
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Apparently he doesn't own the Stil Haus Kitchen company that is spamming facebook too
http://www.vancemillerskitchens.co.uk/stil-haus-kitchens-vance-miller.php
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Charlie_Zetec
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| posted on 25/2/14 at 03:28 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by wylliezx9r
quote:
Originally posted by r1_pete
Sounds like he's the real Mr Miller, local vicar and serial killer........
LOL
In 666 there lives a Mister Miller
He’s our local vicar and a serial killer
Are you sure it's not #999?
Because in 999 they make a living from crime; the house is always empty 'cos they're all doing time.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity!
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adithorp
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| posted on 25/2/14 at 04:58 PM |
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Vance Miller is an anagram of Vermin... yes, I know the ACLL+E are missing... along with half your kitchen units apparently.
"A witty saying proves nothing" Voltaire
http://jpsc.org.uk/forum/
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balidey
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| posted on 25/2/14 at 08:47 PM |
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Do you think Darren George spams all the kitchen forums?
Dutch bears have terrible skin due to their clogged paws
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