Not sure if this is the right place to post this but seems quite apt ...turns out even Johnny Cash Had Locost problems!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtonEeSzxVw&feature=related
I can sympathise with the line
When we put it together all the holes were gone...
Classic song, I've been doing the same thing with an Astra for the past 3 years...
Doesn't quite have the same ring to it does it GM?