Scalextric F1 race set featuring Ferrari and MacLaren cars on a single 24 m track so no overtaking is possible yet the MacLaren always wins by overtaking on the last corner of the last lap.

or a Bob the builder playset where all Bob ever does is sit in the cab of his white transist sipping tea from a Thermos.


or overweight Barbie chav doll dressed in pink kappa tracksuit complete with bling jewllery, piercings and tattoos. Pulling a cord she will say "innit".

over to you....

Fisher Price little Bank Play Set, complete with bought by the goverment stickers, and no loans given posters on the walls.

How about TV celebrity death match game where semi-famous action figures face the dangers of ‘Covered in jam and in the jaws of the dog!!’, the ‘Lit firelighter endurance test’ and the heat of the ‘Terrifying face melting magnifying glass death ray!’ (obviously that one only works in summer so has all year appeal…)

Deluxe Vortx kit from MNR. Nice to build over the holidays

Lotus 7 badges from Cateringham free to all Locost builders.

Me?

I'm hanging out for a Gumpert - my new favourite car (sorry Ultima).

The missus hasn't said no, but then I haven't actually asked yet either