MILK SHAKE
What do you need to know to be an auctioneer?
Lots.
What do you get if you find a cow trapped in a earthquake?
MILK SHAKE
who's the most famous married woman in america?
Mrs Sippi
never heard of her myself, i've heard of the river with a similar name though....
Why cant the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he has no body to go with
Hehe
what has a bed but does not sleep, and a mouth but does not speak?
a river
What's worse than a cub in your pocket?
A brownie in your underpants.
What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?
Frostbite.
Not strictly speaking found in a cracker, but I heard it on Christmas Day and it made me laugh....
What has 3 legs and doesn't speak?
Paul McCartney and the wife......
quote:
Originally posted by Stuart_B
what has a bed but does not sleep, and a mouth but does not speak?
a river
What do you get if you cross an Elephant with a Rhinoceros
Eliphino
quote:
Originally posted by I love speed :-P
quote:
Originally posted by Stuart_B
what has a bed but does not sleep, and a mouth but does not speak?
a river
That was in my cracker
