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I've never asked a question yet on here that someone hasn't been able to answer.
So with that in mind...
What is the meaning of life?
To please women and build fast cars.
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Originally posted by speedyxjs
To please women and build fast cars.
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Originally posted by shortie
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Originally posted by speedyxjs
To please women and build fast cars.
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No you're wrong it should be...
To get the women to please you and build fast cars!!
Not too sure, but I'm confident the answer lies at the end of a long path of Cornish pasties, washed down with lots of ale.
The search is still on going, and I plan for it to be for many a moon yet.
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Originally posted by speedyxjs
To please women and build fast cars.
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No no no bugger the women, just build cars and live a quarter mile at a time!!
How you going to bugger the women whilst doing 1/4 miles?! 
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Originally posted by DIY Si
No no no bugger the women, just build cars and live a quarter mile at a time!!
How you going to bugger the women whilst doing 1/4 miles?!
Didnt think of that!
42
cheers
Chris
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The computer got it wrong, 42 was not the answer.
True, 42 was not an acceptable answer so the Earth was constructed as an experiment to find a satisfactory answer to the question. Unfortunately we
get blasted to oblivion inorder to construct a new intergalactic super highway before the experiment is completed.
But dont worry, it doesnt happen until after the dolphins leave, so we are ok for the moment.
I've only just read the book, should've done years ago!
Anybody seen any dolphins lately?
well the human also said 42 and he was part oft he even better computer
as for what i think the meaning of life is, got to be: you live life, trying to do what ever you like but normally get stoped by laws or other people which you might try, fight somethings but most of the time (personally) to lazy to try, try and leave you mark for the furture to remember you by, attempt to fall in love more times than you break up, have children so that the human race doesnt die out and once youve done all that you die and theres nothing else you can try to even do because unfortunately your gone
So where's this going.
42 is the meaning of life the universe and everything!
OK I'll Bite......
Ever read Kipling's IF
Mostly that and a paraphased Goodall....
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Live with purpose
Love without fear of loss
Make your mark for the furture to remember you by
have children so that the human race doesnt die out
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What is the meaning of life?
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Originally posted by speedyxjs
To please women and build fast cars.
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But is it possible???
[the End Of The Film]
Lady Presenter: Well, that's the end of the film. Now, here's the meaning of life.
[Receives an envelope]
Lady Presenter: Thank you, Brigitte.
[Opens envelope, reads what's inside]
Lady Presenter: M-hmm. Well, it's nothing very special. Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get
some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations. And, finally, here are some completely
gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to
get the jaded, video-sated public off their bleeping arses and back in the sodding cinema. Family entertainment? Bollocks. What they want is filth:
people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential
candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats. Where's the fun in pictures? Oh,
well, there we are. Here's the theme music. Goodnight.
But anyway, in conclusion we're not exactly sure but we know it involves fast cars, beer, pleasing/not pleasing women and probably cornish
pasties?
Personally speaking that sounds better than anything the major religions have come up with. I think we have just created a religion. I think perhaps
we need to come up with a name for it to put on the census form. And maybe a symbol of the religion for the back of our cars like the christians do
with that fish thing. Perhaps a pint glass? Or a tin pastie? Can't think of anything PC to represent the bit about pleasing women, but open to
suggestions.
Watch the film and you will see the light.
Failing that make your own mind up, as long as your not a Muslim its about your own believes.
So in no particular order, 1. engineering 2. engines, 3. steam engines, 4. diesel engines, 5. petrol engines, 6. Cricket, 7. Heavy Metal, 8. Humping,
9. Winning the lottery to fulfill all of the above
I have no desire to blow people up, what ever they may think of me, oh, apart from my ex....
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ok thats answered that one....now who has a question that locostbuilders cannot answer?
Where are Lord Lucan, Jimmy Hoffa, Elvis and the easter bunny...?
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well the human also said 42 and he was part oft he even better computer
i like the idea of the faith! but what would be a good name
as for lord lucan and elvis nd all it was the alliens we all know that
locostarians... in place of ganja we burn petrol.
some sort of piston-and-pint-glass religious symbol?
next cenus, 2011 isnt it might put that down.
how many is it you need for it to been come a "real" faith by goverment standards
I'm not sure. Apparently the number of people putting "jedi" was far in excess of this, but tony said no.
I was looking forward to putting my pyjamas on and going door to door with a flourescent tube asking people if they'd thought about letting the
force into their life.