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Jon Ison

posted on 19/8/04 at 06:54 PM Reply With Quote
Things we dont like very much

I'll start as its just happened as i was out for a blast.....


Twats that chuck fag ends out window whilst your behind them,

yup i did give him what for when i passed him.






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Viper

posted on 19/8/04 at 06:58 PM Reply With Quote
peoples windscren washers that totaly miss the glass and hit you full in the chops...






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Peteff

posted on 19/8/04 at 07:02 PM Reply With Quote
And badly adjusted washer jets

that fire over the top of cars and leave you stinking of screenwash and bikes that try to go round the outside of you on bends and realise they've overcooked it and nearly highside in front of you .





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I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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Wadders

posted on 19/8/04 at 07:28 PM Reply With Quote
Humungous feckin speed humps that arnt painted, so you dont see em till its too late. Hit one the other week at about 20mph (fully locked up and smokin' and took off. bent both front cycle wings to about 30 degrees

and if you do see em its pot luck for the sump.

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stressy

posted on 19/8/04 at 07:39 PM Reply With Quote
A macd***lds flurry spoon appearing as if by magic in your face at 50mph!

Surely it couldnt have been from the car infront?! Who would do such a thing...

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white130d

posted on 19/8/04 at 08:16 PM Reply With Quote
A wad

of chewing tobacco and spit in the windscreen is no joy either, and it happens alot here in the south...

David





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Viper

posted on 19/8/04 at 08:18 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by white130d
of chewing tobacco and spit in the windscreen is no joy either, and it happens alot here in the south...

David



Hmmm don't get that much around here..






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Hellfire

posted on 19/8/04 at 08:24 PM Reply With Quote
Wild animals straying into the roads.... or come to think of it ANYTHING straying into the road.

Also, pillocks voicing off how totally inadequate your car makes them feel Normally middle-aged losers...






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tom_loughlin

posted on 19/8/04 at 08:44 PM Reply With Quote
now, this is going to be a long thread.
my 5 most hated things ever are:
-those blue LED things on washer jets pikeys have on their cars.

- scallys/pikeys/townies/chavs etc (whatever u call them in your area)

-cars done up to look well fast, that can barely reach 30mph (check out chavscum.com)

-speed cameras

-man united

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macspeedy

posted on 19/8/04 at 09:04 PM Reply With Quote
holes in the f' road lots of them
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MikeRJ

posted on 19/8/04 at 09:24 PM Reply With Quote
Don't know how many of you frequent www.pistonheads.com but I have been reliably informed by someone (not plod) who owns an LTI2020 (the laser speed gun in most common use) that 7's are one of the hardest vehicles to catch (specialy with a dodgy stick on front number plate).

"Tested 2 a few weeks ago. Approaching, one nothing at all at any range, the other from about 80ft only after aiming at a headlight for some time. Both had stick on plates on the upper nose cone. Compared to a dicovery on the same access road that I could target at 600ft & clock instantly. Receeding was a different matter much easier, due to normal refletive plates but one was still difficult to target. "

Forgot to add my hates:
1) Women using rear view mirror to do hair/makeup. Steer very clear, was almost taken out on my bike by some stupid woman doing this.

2) All speed humps, just encourages use of Surburban AssaUlt Vehicles.



[Edited on 19/8/04 by MikeRJ]

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Stuart Walker

posted on 19/8/04 at 10:09 PM Reply With Quote
People who decide that the best time to tune the radio / find the tape they want is while driving. My mate's Dad was nearly killed by someone doing this round a blind corner... ended up on the other side of the road. Bint.

Also... people who say "Only an idiot would drive a red Ferrari" (Ann Robinson)WHAAAAAAT?!

[Edited on 19/8/04 by Stuart Walker]

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stephen_gusterson

posted on 19/8/04 at 10:48 PM Reply With Quote
numberplates must be mounted vertically - stick on number plates on locost cones will get you nicked - but Im not sure points go with it.

pet hates? friggin hand dryers. whats with those? any given washroom will have sinks outnumbering dryers by at least 4 to 1. so, it takes 8 secs to wash, and 30 secs to dry. So how does that work out.

paper towels any time.


nanny state - thats another,

and the gits that bought the co i work for recently.

atb

steve






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scoobyis2cool

posted on 19/8/04 at 11:13 PM Reply With Quote
Women taking their kids to school in a huge 4x4. Doesn't matter if it's one of the ones designed to go up hills (eg range rover) or not (eg X5). It's not the fact that they are massive and you can't see past them, it's the fact that the person driving has no driving skill, awareness or respect for anyone else, and will invariably set about making your life a misery with a grand display of their ineptitude

Pete





It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care...

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liam.mccaffrey

posted on 19/8/04 at 11:42 PM Reply With Quote
this will be a popular one

"flatcaps" as they are collectively called in my area, who drive at at about 43 miles an hour regardless of any speed limits ie 43 mph in 30,40,50 and 60 zones

and then they shake their heads at you and tink your scum when you overtake them the first chance you get





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dave1888

posted on 19/8/04 at 11:50 PM Reply With Quote
ARSES who drive in the fast lane when theres nothing in the slow lane for miles The M8 to Glasgow in the morning. The guy at citylink who will give your parcels one day without asking for id then the next day ask for id very annoying.






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liam.mccaffrey

posted on 19/8/04 at 11:54 PM Reply With Quote
oooh i have another

the arses at the effin council who put the wrong road name sign on my road so that whenever a courier delivers somthing can't find my road because its got the wrong sign on it, and they won't take it away AND when the council boys were putting the sign in i told them it was the wrong sign. idiots





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Cita

posted on 20/8/04 at 02:08 AM Reply With Quote
The BB twins
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MikeRJ

posted on 20/8/04 at 09:44 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by stephen_gusterson
numberplates must be mounted vertically - stick on number plates on locost cones will get you nicked - but Im not sure points go with it.



They "may" get you nicked, but to be honest the chances are pretty low these days. Gatso's can't do anything about it, and as they seem to be replacing traffic police the point is rapidly becomming moot.

Offence codes:

Offence Code 481 is "Keeping/Driving without registration mark (VDR)" You can have a £30 fine, or process and VDRS (Vehicle Defect Rectification Scheme) applies, but doesn't have to be offered. NOTE that VDRS does NOT apply to LGV's PCV's or Taxis. This means that you get processed, but if you got the problem sorted and have the VDRS ticket stamped by an MOT station and returned to the police within 14 days, there's no further action.

Offence code 482 is "Registration Mark not fixed in accordance with regulations" Again, £30 FPN, No VDRS

Offence Code 483 "Registration mark obscured or not easily readable" £30 FPN No VDRS, and note that this includes dirty cars, and plates covered with Snow in the winter!

Almost worth the risk to just keep a slightly damaged front plate inside the car, and if you are stopped tell them it got ripped off by a speed bump...

[Edited on 20/8/04 by MikeRJ]

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marktigere1

posted on 20/8/04 at 10:43 AM Reply With Quote
Tw@ts that overtake on a dual carriageway, cut you up by exiting at the net slipway when there was nothing behind you for two miles

Total fecking a'holes

(PS. Happens almost daily on my way to work)

(PPS. The tw*t living on my estate with a bog standard Fiat who drives like an ar*e and has fitted a full roll cage. Nice!!!)





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If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway!!!
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phelpsa

posted on 20/8/04 at 11:03 AM Reply With Quote
People who get into the wrong lane at roundabouts and the cut you up, and to make it worse, they hoot at you

Adam






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andyps

posted on 20/8/04 at 11:07 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by stephen_gusterson
numberplates must be mounted vertically - stick on number plates on locost cones will get you nicked


There is an exemption for cars which have design not suitable for vertical mounting of a number plate such as the Jag E Type, not sure how this could be related to a Locost but got to be worth a try!

Pet hate one - smokers who think the world is their litter bin. How often do you see the cellophane wrapper come out of the window, followed by the bit of foil, and no doubt later the still lit fag end. I never thought about this from a "no windscreen" point of view but having in the past had a couple of cars with small leaks from petrol tanks it always worries me. Also a reason i don't particularly like plastic tanks - probably illogical fear of the fag end getting stuck next to the tank and melting it then boom!

Second pet hate - tractors etc. who don't use their mirrors and see a line of cars behind them waiting to overtake and just drive past lay-by's they could wait in.

Third - those people who catch up with a car, then sit behind it without ever trying to overtake, too close to allow you to get between them and the car in front so you get stuck waiting for a gap big enough to pass two cars.

Fourth - I could go on, and on, and on but will wait for another time. It's POETS day after all





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Jasper

posted on 20/8/04 at 11:07 AM Reply With Quote
Moany old gits
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andyps

posted on 20/8/04 at 11:14 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jasper
Moany old gits


I could take that personally - if I was old





Andy

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phelpsa

posted on 20/8/04 at 11:20 AM Reply With Quote
One person on here comes to mind (though on certain days).

Adam






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