jollygreengiant
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| posted on 11/11/04 at 05:29 PM |
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JOB VACANCY.
It has come to my attention that due to Bereavment, A position has become available (since 02:30, 11/11/2004) for a highly skilled and determined
group leader in the Middle East Area.
The candidates for this Job should require a degree of thick skinned determinedness that borders on insanity, an abillity to give orders regardless of
the consequences, the ability to take flak from other people and totally ingnore it, AND preferably wear a cloth round their head.
Multi tasking abilities would definately be considered an advantage, due to the number of different people/views/religions/ideoligies/nations/world
leaders/demi gods, that the candidate will have to please.
Being a contortionist would also be useful as would being a contortionist and bending over backards (with no visible means of support).
Your suggestions on this and the reasons would be appreciated.
I recomend
Mr Bill Gates
He could upgrade & re-equip all combatants with mobile phones and lap top computers enabled with unstable windows 98 or XP and contaminated with
viruses (of the computer kind). The advantages of this are clearly visible. At the first sign of trouble the lap tops could be openen and prospective
vitims could the be hit with the 'BLUE SCREEN Of DEATH' and then infected with a virus. This would reduce the number of real time victims
whislt boosting the economy of the computer industries. (it might also lead to proper software that work without infection or crashing)
Enjoy. 72 Days to Go 
Legal bit :-
All the above is tongue in cheek and ALLEGEDLY
Beware of the Goldfish in the tulip mines. The ONLY defence against them is smoking peanut butter sandwiches.
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I love speed :-P
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| posted on 11/11/04 at 07:33 PM |
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And technically he’s the goodie 
Don't Steal
The Government doesn’t like the competition
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bob
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| posted on 11/11/04 at 07:50 PM |
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Ringo starr with a tea towel on his head should do the trick,nobody will know the difference 
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bob
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| posted on 12/11/04 at 10:15 AM |
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rumour has it arrafat wanted to be buried in an england football top with a number 8 on the back.
May have been something about being buried in gazza strip
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madforfishing
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| posted on 12/11/04 at 06:59 PM |
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Nobel peace prize, my ar5e.
Terrorist.
Gerry Adams in another guise.
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bob
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| posted on 12/11/04 at 09:18 PM |
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yep like nelson mandella
another terrorist
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Peteff
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| posted on 12/11/04 at 09:23 PM |
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You're thinking of Winnie Bob, she was the terrorist.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Mark Allanson
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| posted on 12/11/04 at 10:16 PM |
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Who is Winnie Bob, funny name for a girl?
If you can keep you head, whilst all others around you are losing theirs, you are not fully aware of the situation
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Cita
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| posted on 13/11/04 at 08:25 AM |
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Stalin-Castro-Ben Goerion-Mandella-Arafat...
What's the difference?
All terrorists who became nation leaders.
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Peteff
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| posted on 13/11/04 at 09:45 AM |
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Winnie Bob Mandela,
Lived on Walton's Mount with John boy and Jim Bob, I bet all the WLM know her
All terrorists who became nation leaders.
Unlike Dubya who did it the other way round.
[Edited on 13/11/04 by Peteff]
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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woodster
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| posted on 13/11/04 at 10:02 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Cita
Stalin-Castro-Ben Goerion-Mandella-Arafat...
What's the difference?
All terrorists who became nation leaders.
....... bush-blair-sharon....whats the difference???
[Edited on 13/11/04 by woodster]
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Cita
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| posted on 13/11/04 at 07:08 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by woodster
quote:
Originally posted by Cita
Stalin-Castro-Ben Goerion-Mandella-Arafat...
What's the difference?
All terrorists who became nation leaders.
....... bush-blair-sharon....whats the difference???
As Peteff said...some do it the other way round
[Edited on 13/11/04 by woodster]
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