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Wadders

posted on 20/2/03 at 10:34 PM Reply With Quote
Caption Competition

Sorry James, but this pic is begging for it.
Best caption wins a crate of ale at Donnington show(hopefully delivered in the boot of my bec)
Al

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andyd

posted on 20/2/03 at 10:41 PM Reply With Quote
How's this...

"Jeess this guy drives so hard he's driven the prop clean off! I'd better put these belts on quick!"

[Edited on 20/2/2003 by andyd]





Andy

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Metal Hippy™

posted on 20/2/03 at 10:51 PM Reply With Quote
"Don't look at me, just keep smiling and he'll never have to know...."





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Stu16v

posted on 20/2/03 at 11:21 PM Reply With Quote
" Now what are we gonna do? I told you not to drive over the kerb!"





Dont just build it.....make it!

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theconrodkid

posted on 20/2/03 at 11:40 PM Reply With Quote
erm is that your skud missile there chris?





who cares who wins
pass the pork pies

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locodude

posted on 21/2/03 at 12:16 AM Reply With Quote
If you're gonna take the piss, at least take it out of someone else's pride and joy. At least this one's turned a wheel or two (7,000 miles and counting!)






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Rorty

posted on 21/2/03 at 03:46 AM Reply With Quote
"James, you're freaking me out with that laser eye sh1t again man!"

or:

"Hey "Dude". I think your clutch is phuqued! I'm revving it to nearly 8,000 in first, and we're not even moving!"

or:

"Erm, PTM, buddy, we were just going down the road, nice and gentle like, and........Oh good! Someone found it and brought it back!"

or:

"Hey Loco, it's up to you mate, but if I'm to sit here making brmmm-brmmm and other engine type noises, instead of taking her out for a thrash, you might want to fit the wipers on the inside of the screen."

or:

"Right, so two hundred buys me the prop shaft. If I can gather up another couple of hundred next Saturday, can I take the harnesses?"

or:

"Awww come on Dude. If I promise not to wet myself again, will you put it back and let me have another spin?"






Cheers, Rorty.

"Faster than a speeding Pullet".

PLEASE DON'T U2U ME IF YOU WANT A QUICK RESPONSE. TRY EMAILING ME INSTEAD!

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Mark H

posted on 21/2/03 at 08:48 AM Reply With Quote
Who farted??

or...

"That's the prop for the new tangerine dream. Chassis is book plus 4 foot."





Mark Harrison and
Q986 KCP back from the dead...

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Peteff

posted on 21/2/03 at 11:43 AM Reply With Quote
collectors item!

I told you it's a collectors car, you drive two miles then go back to collect the bits.

yorkshire accent needed for't next bit.

It's a 4 litre honest, 2 on the front and two on the back.

yours, Pete





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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James

posted on 21/2/03 at 03:52 PM Reply With Quote
"If I could just get this damned belt off and we leave he'll never realise the sump plug dropped out 3 miles back."

[Edited on 21/2/03 by James]

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RoadkillUK

posted on 21/2/03 at 06:48 PM Reply With Quote
'Sorry, I just came'






Roadkill - Lee
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bob

posted on 21/2/03 at 06:58 PM Reply With Quote
Passengers thoughts towards James
"i think i love you"


Right thats sorted now the important stuff,Wadders this ale your bringing i hope its ale as in real beer and none of that french ladies water that the girls drink






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scutter

posted on 21/2/03 at 09:02 PM Reply With Quote
"Which one do you put the BBQ coals in again"

And yes it better be real beer

Dan.

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bob

posted on 21/2/03 at 11:13 PM Reply With Quote
"James thats paul beyers new donington bar-b-que you just hit,and now the unfeasably long propshaft has fallen off and thats chris walking towards us with a big hammer and and and and i do love you james cant you see by the way i'm gazing at you






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stephen_gusterson

posted on 21/2/03 at 11:34 PM Reply With Quote
i didnt mention it before, but I sure thought that looks like the look of love

atb

steve






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Alan B

posted on 22/2/03 at 04:18 AM Reply With Quote
"Yes, they are filming the movie about MK right now...in fact there's a prop......."
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Macca

posted on 23/2/03 at 01:50 PM Reply With Quote
"Propshaft?"

I said

"if you love me, then give me a proper-shaft!"

[Edited on 23/2/03 by Macca]

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Wadders

posted on 23/2/03 at 07:25 PM Reply With Quote
Nay lad, we only drink proper stuff in yorkshire, brewed from the finest hops by monks,in hand beaten copper vats,using traditional age old secret recipes handed down from father to son.
Alternatively i might just bring a crate of stella from Mr patels on the corner!

Al



Originally posted by bob

Right thats sorted now the important stuff,Wadders this ale your bringing i hope its ale as in real beer and none of that french ladies water that the girls drink

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bob

posted on 23/3/03 at 04:25 PM Reply With Quote
James

I hope it wasnt anything you did.






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Peteff

posted on 24/3/03 at 11:13 AM Reply With Quote
New captions.

When I said I wanted a blown engine I meant supercharged.

yours, Pete





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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