svenkev
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| posted on 13/11/06 at 08:53 PM |
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sick today
Chinese Sick Day
"I No Come Work Today!"
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me some real
good sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel great! I be work soon....you got very nice house."
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locoboy
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| posted on 13/11/06 at 08:59 PM |
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why in the electrics section?????? 
ATB
Locoboy
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stevec
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| posted on 13/11/06 at 09:02 PM |
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Perhaps he had "Erectrics" on his mind!
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 13/11/06 at 09:07 PM |
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'cos Hung Chow is a bright spark!
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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zetec7
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| posted on 14/11/06 at 04:25 AM |
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SHOCKING, eh watt? Ohm well, someone had to say it (although I detect some resistance currently...)
http://www.freewebs.com/zetec7/
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