just thought I'd fire this off, prompted by one i saw this morning on the train, obviously a student 
'the liver is evil and must be punished'
and a couple from my own collection:
'save a tree, eat a beaver'
'big willy's bar and casino, liquor in the front, poker in the rear'
i'll leave out the fcuk ones as they get a bit boring after a while
what have you got on your t-shirt or seen recently on someone elses?
Ned.
On the back of a Hell's Angel type rider:
"If you can read this, the bitch has fallen off again"
On the front: 'There are 2 people f^&king on the back of my t-shirt'
On the back: 'Just kidding, believe in Jesus'
Another one: 'If found please return to the bar in an upright position'
A perfect one for students............."rehab is for quitters!"
For footie fans......"He shoots!" but the letters were a bit distorted as they were stretched across a womans tits. Great!
Your slogan printed here 
Seen on the chest of a 20-year-old girl...
"Go to my room immediately, you bad boy!"
Unfortunately, in this instance, you'd have to take 2 brown-paper bags with you - it really would have been punishment! 
DJ
[Edited on 14/6/05 by David Jenkins]
only 2 paper bags?
i recall the concept of the three bagger, one for your dog aswell to spare it the misery 
some good ones on www.tshirthell.com
"Also available in sober"
One for the ladies - "Look at my chest when I'm talking to you"
Pete
My nephew had 'Golf Sale' with a big arrow underneith.
I have a 'STUPI WHEN SOBER' T Shirt!
thats nice of you to be so considerate to her david
atb
steve
quote:
Originally posted by David Jenkins
Seen on the chest of a 20-year-old girl...
"Go to my room immediately, you bad boy!"
Unfortunately, in this instance, you'd have to take 2 brown-paper bags with you - it really would have been punishment!
DJ
[Edited on 14/6/05 by David Jenkins]
I shall ignore that...
I do like the idea of a third bag, so the dog doesn't get upset...
DJ
I've been known to wear my "No I will not fix your computer!" T-shirt when visiting clients.
I also have an "FSCK IT" T-shirt. This one is great because non-propeller heads think it is a cheap rip of FCUK.
Again from T-Shirt hell..
"Your little Princess is my little whore"
..and..
"I love every bone in your daughter's body" / "especially mine"
Really should find out if they will post to the UK 
Chris
Hows about
G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF
Would you like to buy a vowel?
or
If I throw a stick will you go away,
or
Youre just a light switch away from being beautiful
or
A tshirt with a rather cleverly positioned banana draped over two peaches