Pick 3 replacements for Jezza, May and Hamster.

Ill kick off with;

Chris Evans - Proven presenter.
Perry McCarthy - Quality racing driver and original Stig.
David Walliams. - Funny as f#ck.

Alternatively;

Jodie Kidd.
Miranda Kerr.
Susan Boyle.

All naked.

No one, it's dead.

http://www.carthrottle.com/post/vZiNCr/

My random three:

Guy Martin
Sabine Schmitz
Maybe someone like Eddie Irvine

Lisa Riley
White Dee
Jo Brand

it,s dead now,it will all be fluffy yogurt knitters now so deffo not worth watching.
the three amigo,s tho may well go somewhere else without the PC straight jacket

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Originally posted by joneh
Maybe someone like Eddie Irvine

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Originally posted by joneh
My random three:

Guy Martin
Sabine Schmitz
Maybe someone like Eddie Irvine

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Originally posted by maccmike
Alternatively;

Jodie Kidd.
Miranda Kerr.
Susan Boyle.

All naked.

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Ken Livingstone, Diane Abbot and Arthur Smith [I only picked him cos he can't drive so will be well suited to the new format]

im with these

My random three:

Guy Martin
Sabine Schmitz
Maybe someone like Eddie Irvine

Ronald McDonald should host it as his car parks are generally full of viewers.








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Requirements

Ethnic minority
Unclear sexuality
An addiction
An illnes
Left leaning politically

So, likely to be.........

Female, black, drug and alchohol dependant, single parent, homosexual of Irish of Lithuanian origin related to Tony Blair.

I'm off for a lay down

Chris Harris
Chris Barrie
James May

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Originally posted by Texan
No one, it's dead.

yep I agree

http://www.carthrottle.com/post/vZiNCr/

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James Martin
Johnny Vaughan
Jeremy Irons


(Just to be different)

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Originally posted by jps

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Originally posted by joneh
Maybe someone like Eddie Irvine

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I believe he also has form for being a bit punchy?

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What about snoop dog

Guy Martin

Keith Lemon

Damon Hill

Should be worth a watch

Clarkson even made the noon news in Toronto and we get year old versions of Top Gear on BBC World

Guy Martin
Charlie Boorman
Anthony Davidson

I think the best option would be the stig, all alone, on an empty set.

I don't think they'll ever make it into anything but 90s TG in future. I think love it or hate it, the dynamic of the bunch of fools will be impossible to replicate, and alas, it's not like it'll ever be a revenue stream like it was if it's a proper and serious factual motoring show.

I don't think Guy Martin would make a good presenter at all! I've met him a few times and he seems to dislike the whole idea of cameras and folks telling him what to do. He may even end up twatting a producer.......
I think a new set of bods with completely different dynamics to the old three would be the best way forward.
A celeb racer. Martin Brundle?
A techy bloke. Chris Barrie?
A car bloke. Fuzz Townshend?

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Originally posted by owelly
I think a new set of bods with completely different dynamics to the old three would be the best way forward.
A celeb racer. Martin Brundle?
A techy bloke. Chris Barrie?
A car bloke. Fuzz Townshend?

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Chris Harris would be a good shout. Funny, actually a good car reviewer (be a change!) and he can drive fast and in the way that also makes good tv.

Oh and if anyone ever suggests Mike Brewer, i will thump them, producer or not

Chris Harris is a good shout - remember James May came with no TV experience, and neither did Hamster, unless you count 'Kits and Cruising' on Men and Motors....

I think they need a loud mouthed Yank so they can have someone to pick on and to add a little spice or counter point.

I'm volunteering.

I can be a Wanker if that's what it takes to make the show work.

BTW what's a Wanker?

[Edited on 25/3/15 by Texan]

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Originally posted by Texan
I think they need a loud mouthed Yank so they can have someone to pick on and to add a little spice or counter point.

I'm volunteering.

I can be a Wanker if that's what it takes to make the show work.

BTW what's a Wanker?

[Edited on 25/3/15 by Texan]

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This Joi?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joi_%28singer%29

I can pretend to like just about anything to play a part.

I can be like KISS and channel my inner Jeremy on stage but be Clark Kent off camera.

It's be fun and I hear the pay is good.

No no, Google joi video and that will point ya in the direction.....

What are the odds the BBC Worldwide justs sell 'Top Gear' to another broadcaster and everything continues as normal?

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I wouldn't bet on them selling the name for the same reason they didn't let it go before, the magazine.

My dad reckons Sandi Togsvig, Clair Balding and Sue Perkins but that's pretty much his answer to everything.

I'd say the show is dead without a major format change, but I like the Idea of Chris Harris and Ed China but I think they'd need to be teamed with someone less serious so I'd go for Vic Reeves, he's noted for car based shenanigans and he's already replaced Hammond on Braniac.

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No no, Google joi video and that will point ya in the direction.....

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I vote:
Adam Ferrara
Tanner Foust
Rutledge Wood

With them out of the way they can hire three good presenters for TGUS (where ever will they find those.....?)

Not sure you can replace them with anyone who has half a brain to be honest. Some of the stuff that the Top Gear presenters have done is just plain stupid and for entertainment value only. Hammond tried to cross the channel in a camper van/narrowboat for goodness sakes. Any person with a mild interest in engineering/ a brain would instantly tell you that some things are just daft.