HAA HAA ...
laughed so much I almost pissed meself....
Singalong.... "who's crying now......!"
I reckon them sneaky martians have stolen them so that now they have 2 they can start their own version of robot wars....
Or maybe there's a bunch of pikey's living on Mars - you can just imagine them both up on bricks...... 
Dave
I bought the British one from Dixons the other day, they've converted it into a sandwich toaster.
yours, Pete.
Mark my words on it! They are going to find the beagle I can feel it!
I don't know what the problem is, it can't be that hard to find on a sound stage in the nevada desert... yay conspiracy !!!
try this out for a laugh...
HERE
Dave
[Edited on 23/1/04 by protofj]
My attempt:
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand locosts you need to realize that everything is controlled by a sub-culture made up of Locost builders with help from morons.
The conspiracy first started during publication of RC's book in 1066. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including
introduction of the SVA test.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by dirty hands.
They want to use an angle grinder on Tiger owners and imprison resisters in A skoda showroom using Mig welders.
In order to prepare for this, we all must build it!. Since the media is controlled by Chris W we should get our information from elsewhere.
(men in black)
quote:
Originally posted by protofj
HAA HAA ...
laughed so much I almost pissed meself....
Of course the Martians have broken it. I would have, if it had landed in my "back yard".
Come on ye Beagle!
The Mail had a feature about the conspiracy theory, and how the US are actually using footage taken from the film "Red Planet" made in an
Australian desert (apparently it, and Mars are the same colour). The Mail man, even had a flag, and claimed it for the UK. Mars that is, not
Australia.
So we'll lose that too I guess
ATB
Simon
Was there really a wrye smile on Pilinger's face ?
Bush's real reason for going to Mars in the recent speech ?
To polish the windscreen ?
All I need now is for Beagle to start transmitting,
Come on all, Hands together, 'Work you ba****d'
Mick
I gotta feeling on about this the beagle will talk, I'd put money on.
I've read as much as I can about the beagle, it seems that they had a contingency plan for exactly this, only thing was it meant not attempting
to contact beagle for over a week. When ppl don't hear about it on the news I think they assume that it all went wrong and forget about it.
Apparantly the end of next week is the best chance that there has been yet for contacting beagle.